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  1. tunsty

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    Anyone watching Resident Alien? It's halfway through S2 now. Also a mention for 'Raised by Wolves', even though I believe it has been cancelled. It was sort of on a cliffhanger when the season finished... I sincerely hope it's picked up by someone and it continues.
  2. tunsty

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    Just watched the end of S3... This series is Absolutely nuts.
  3. tunsty

    Mod help please... need to merge accounts

    mr.tunsty.. stop clogging up the forum - fool
  4. tunsty

    Free dating websites like PlentyOfFish?

    Tried POF and a few others... problem is, that it's like a shop window of a second hand store... everything looks interesting 'till you look closely or 'Good from far... far from good'
  5. tunsty

    Possibly the dumbist (sic) pornstar?

    Dumbest pornstar... Somehow I don't think the two are mutually exclusive... I doubt you'll find many pornstars who are in the running for nobel prizes... and who cares anyway?
  6. tunsty

    FreeOnes Premium is Here!

    Tunsty Premium is here.... just $5 a month and I won't say anything bad about you.... bargain
  7. tunsty

    Jolene Blaylock or Jeri Ryan?

    Jolene - nice nipples but couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.. Jeri all day long... if I could convince her.... and keep it out of the papers
  8. tunsty

    What is the latest good TV series you have watched?

    Nothing wrong with bingeing on Father Ted... yer big feckin eejit:)
  9. tunsty

    I have a serious issue, and I can't stop myself.....

    Is it a 'serious issue?' I mean, people buy stuff they don't need all the time.. If it were the case that your running up credit and in debt, then yeah, it's a problem. If you get some satisfaction or enjoyment from having all this stuff, so what? A woman can have 50 pairs of shoes, but only...
  10. tunsty

    Los Angeles Has A Restaurant Named After The Worst Person In The History Of People Humans

    On the menu tonight - I recommend 'head of enemy with fries on the side'
  11. tunsty

    Fat Ladies Have Smelly Butts

    Let's be thankful that there are thin guys who are willing to go in there and clean the mess up
  12. tunsty

    My Tummy-Tummy Hurt-Hurts

    You're supposed to remove from the container before swallowing... just a heads up:eek:
  13. tunsty

    How smelly is your hand?

    There used to be a guy on here who made fun of threads like this, in a kind of poll of silly threads... I wonder who that guy was... :rolleyes:
  14. tunsty

    Petra Verkaik Working Out

    I'd pay a reasonable amount to see Petra V, riding a bike, topless down the 'Stairway To Heaven' steps in China.. God knows, I could have several successful wanks by the time she got to the bottom... I'd probably pass out with lack of blood flow to the brain before she got even halfway down.
  15. tunsty

    The 2021 Moderator Search (WHO CAN IT BE NOW?)

    Entrance oral exam for a Freeones mod: Q- "So, what would you bring to the job?" A- "Beer & porn" Q- "What are your likes and dislikes?" A- "I like beer & porn"... "I dislike no beer & no porn" "You're hired"
  16. tunsty

    I can't take it anymore! What the hell is your avatar, tunsty?

    You remember that ?! Even I don't remember that!
  17. tunsty

    What are you listening to right now?

    Drink me Hot - Chris Joss Tied up with Lou Cool - Tenpole Tudor
  18. tunsty

    I can't take it anymore! What the hell is your avatar, tunsty?

    Actually, the 'Crab-apple fair' is an event that is local to where I live... So... it entirely possible that the guy in my avatar was once local to me... perhaps even related! :eeew: Yeah, thanks for the 'investigating' Adam.....:mad:;)
  19. tunsty

    What are you listening to right now?

    Newen Afrobeat feat. Seun Kuti & Cheick Tidiane Seck - Opposite People (Fela Kuti)
  20. tunsty

    Random Statement Thread II

    People who go on Youtube and film themselves listening to songs, whilst trying to look excited and whimsical.. REALLY annoy the fuck out of me :ak47: As if sitting there, bobbing their heads and grinning like demented mental patients, somehow makes the song greater and better than it...
  21. tunsty

    Freeones Ten Years From Now

    The board's better without that jerk... oh wait:beatinghead:
  22. tunsty

    Can I change my name?

    Huh? What the hell should I be called then? NO..don't say, I think know the answer.:picardfacepalm:
  23. tunsty

    I can't take it anymore! What the hell is your avatar, tunsty?

    Well I was... than I kinda left, then I came back, then I left again.. and now I'm back.:bang: As for the Avatar... God knows:dunno: It's only taken 7 years to answer the question... I hope the answer was worth the wait.
  24. tunsty

    Oliver Hardy gets a nervous breakdown at work

    From 'Saps at Sea'... a classic Love the 'Silence while men are working' sign
  25. tunsty

    Describe your last sexual encounter with a movie title.

    For a few dollars more..
  26. tunsty

    The Weird Dream Thread

    Had any strange or weird dreams lately? Why not amuse and scare us all, by posting them here.. Here's one I had a few months back.. Okay, I'm in the USA, not sure where, and I'm sitting in a bar. Next thing, two detectives come in and start talking to me. One is dark-haired, medium height, the...
  27. tunsty

    Random YouTube Stuff

    More.. Ex-Hacker Kevin Mitnick's 'The Art of Invisibility' Well worth listening to, if you're interested in your online/mobile security. Football (soccer) commentaries - Cartoonized! 90mph Sofa/Couch
  28. tunsty

    Random YouTube Stuff

    Just thought I'd start this for people to post random interesting vids that they find on YouTube. A few for starters: Wintergattan Marble Machine.. New Order's 'Blue Monday'.. vintage style.. Darth L. Jackson Fancy a spot of fishing?.. Idiot jumps into Cactus bush.. OUCH...
  29. tunsty

    Gift ideas for the Freeones shop..

    Freeones replacement airbags for cars... in the shape of boobs... now you can crash in pleasure. How about Freeones Moderator fancy dress costumes.. you know, dress up like your favourite Moderator. For Petra, high heels and skimpy bikini and for the others... high heels, chains and gimp...
  30. tunsty

    Random Statement Thread II

    COME ON CORONAVIRUS... I'LL FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN YOU SONOFABITCH.. YEAH, YOU BIG 'C'.. YEAH FUCK... COME ON.. LET'S SEE WHAT YOUR REALLY MADE OF.. COME ON FUCKER. (cough) I'm still waiting.. (cough) what you waitin' for?.. huh? come on (cough) you coward...
  31. tunsty

    What are you listening to right now?

    Best of the Buzzcocks... Oh.. and hello to everyone. Yes, I'm back:hatsoff: :eek::eek::eek::lame:
  32. tunsty

    Vinyl Anyone?

  33. tunsty

    Vinyl Anyone?

    bump Yeah, I know it's an old thread... but anyone else into vinyl LPs?
  34. tunsty

    MS 13 member dies after trying to gold plate his nuts.

    So, their 'tunsty is world's best lover' headline, might not be true?? :bawling: :notfair:
  35. tunsty

    Chill Out Music

    A selection of tunes that I have:
  36. tunsty

    Guess Who This Is

    Justin Bieber really has let himself go...
  37. tunsty

    Who here is most likely a robot?

    10 Does not compute.. 20 er, I mean 30 GOTO 10
  38. tunsty

    Humanoids

    I came back.. for THIS? :picardfacepalm:
  39. tunsty

    Who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman?

    and the winner is... Hollywood producers
  40. tunsty

    Scheduled Maintenance To Occur March 30th, 5am EST (Complain to Earn Credits!)

    4 hours downtime? That's 1 hour to the pet store, 1/2 hour choosing the new hamster 1 hour back to the Freeones broom cupboard 29 minutes trying to get the new hamster into it's harness and hooked up to the Freeones server 1 minute taking the corpse of the old hamster to the toilet and...
  41. tunsty

    Want a job?

    There's no way I'm taking a paycut and I'm certainly not cutting back on my porn-watching hours.
  42. tunsty

    The artist formerly known as tunsty...

    Hmmm.. I did think about it. I could log-in just to prove who I am (well, me obviously) and it would stop people calling me a noob - pfft
  43. tunsty

    The artist formerly known as tunsty...

    Well, there are many, MANY, secrets I know about board members, that I learned over the years. I could start with one or two (dozen) of yours, Petra.. :stripper1::bedbounce::anonymous
  44. tunsty

    The artist formerly known as tunsty...

    BTW.. I'm having a hard time figuring out who's-who on here now.. You've all changed your board-names. If you could give me some pointers as to who you were before, then I can decide who to ignore and ridicule and in what order:hatsoff:
  45. tunsty

    Breaking: Prince has died

    Bad news indeed... Especially as it gives those heartless bastard record owners, the opportunity to ratchet up the price of his classic vinyl albums. :ak47::dickhead::dickhead::dickhead::dickhead:
  46. tunsty

    Hey everybody! Let's mock some lurkers!

    Tell me more.. I've missed out on all this fun. BTW - you and I both know who the real 'alltime' pain in the asses have been on here (apart from me, obviously) Hotrod1inches, Baconsalt... the one who claimed to have cancer but didn't. I'm going to have to go back through the archives and dig...
  47. tunsty

    The artist formerly known as tunsty...

    Hmmm.. bit of an underwear theme goin' on here. Firstly I have never worn anyone else's underwear for a week.. I've always stretched it to two weeks minimum. Nah, I still haven't figured out what to do with the last pair you gave me...
  48. tunsty

    The artist formerly known as tunsty...

    Anything interesting happen while I was away?:dunno: Now, you may be asking: Who the hell is this guy? Why does he have a funny looking pic on his avatar? Is his life so empty that he has to post on Freeones to make himself feel worthy? Why didn't he just re-open his old account? Why is he...
  49. tunsty

    What banned troll shall we unban? If we were to unban one...

    Yeah.. he was a right cunt. BTW was that 'girl with four assholes' picture still up on one of those threads?.. sweeeet anyway.. there's probably no point in 'unbanning'.. I dare say most of them are lurking in the shadows as other members. It's hard to believe that Roald was once baconsalt..
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