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Engaged, mostly!

Holy shit.

Has the old thread just vanished? I was interested in reading something I put in it but now I can’t find it. I know threads could get locked/archived but is it gone-gone??

Confirmed amazing.

Christ.

Your mom.

I'd like to be a tracer for a major comics empire.

They all drink prosecco even though it's fizzy piss.

You can't just come up with sweeping generalizations for the entire of the female gender. It doesn't work like that. .........nailed it.

What's the fucking point? Is this the point?

Well, that's alright then. One I heard the other day is asking for "cola" instead of "Coke" in a pub where they serve Pepsi and seeing if the conditioning still kicks in and they still ask "We've only got Pepsi, is that OK?"

The noun is just jus. "Au jus" means "with juice." If you're gonna be pretentious and use the French instead of just "gravy" or "meat juice" get it right.

Piss.

Sasha Banks' real name is Mercedes. She's kinda cute, but once you've seen that hairline you can't unsee it.

Keni did alright for himself.

Fuck no. Pizza is a meal I've never once wanted to be fishy. In fact near any cheesy/fishy combination makes me feel queasy.

Regular porn is still made. Just watch that instead.

Relish is seldom available to me when hot dogs are sold to me so I've never thought about it. Onions, and mustard if there's no brown sauce. But sausages in bread need brown sauce if it's there.

Re: I Went To McDonald's Today To Get A 20 Piece Chicken McNuggets And Also Got 3 Sweet & Sour Sauce Honey mustard is God's gift to chicken. Sometimes when I get Dominos delivered it's far less to do with pizza and more to do with a strippers combo so I can dip hot breaded chicken into honey...

Re: I Went To McDonald's Today To Get A 20 Piece Chicken McNuggets And Also Got 3 Sweet & Sour Sauce We don't get as many sauces over here. We didnt get KFC Georgia Gold either. We can't afford good shit, after Brexit we'll have a choice of corned beef or starve. Anyway, there's only really...

Banknotes have way more germs on them than toilet door handles. Or at the very least, traces of Colombian marching powder.

Fork. Also required to skewer the hunks of meat that come with the rice. Eating chicken tikka with a spoon would make me feel like a weird overgrown manbaby. And that's just not a fetish I want to dip me toe in the water. Toes, neither.

None of these things are fries, brosef.

Plain mayo na. Garlic mayo FTW.

The ones that made me ejaculate I interacted most with. Mandy and Harley.

IIRC I joined to read filth threads because you had to be logged in to use the search function. It's been hilarious.

https://www.boobieblog.com/sienna-day-is-she-ra-xxx/

If they aren't a Samurai, they're a topknot wanker. Probably like lentil burgers and weave their own clothes from hessian.

Do I know this one?

Neither of these are still much of a thing. This thread is a fucking time warp.

You're the OP, not the necrobump. The necrobump was the guy that posted in post #8 of the thread, the day I replied, on December 28th 2015. The guy that got up to 5 posts then mysteriously stopped posting. Please work on your comprehension lest you continue spotting insults where they aren't...

I miss Zdenka.

He paints quite the picture.

How does that even get published? How do the studios not go "SHIT, girl, wait til that heals up at least?"

Went for giant food mountain then we went back for a few bong hits and went for gelato. It doesn't take much to make me happy.

I love it, but when I had my first root beer it lost its shine a touch. Although my favourite is still good old fashioned cocaine.

People who say "ATM machine" or "PIN number."

Adam has spoken. For the record, there is precedent for members getting banned from threads for persistent negativity about a models appearance. I know, I was responsible. So let's do what the admin says. Enjoy or move on. Fans of a model come to a thread because they're fans. The end. If it's...

I'm not into yoga.

I liked the one with Unity because it had a cool sci-fi concept, laughs and depth. I forget what other episodes I watched when my friend and his bong were living here. Recommend me some with episode numbers, cunts.

Holy necro bump, Batman! :batman: Gogo Fukme

Sunshine Lollipops And Rainbows by Lesley Gore.

Fag.

Love. Love will tear you apart. Again.

You've never had a girl, damppanties. But I'm happy to shove a hammer up yours. :squish:

As well as some photos that they wanted to believe were Alexa Bliss, but were actually decent Photoshop of Cameron Dee.

She has. Nothing to do with mushrooms though. Really dodged a bullet there.

When my ex was out of the house I used to like getting yesterday's knickers out the laundry basket and sniffing them while I jacked off. Sometimes I'd cum in them then do all the washing, for brownie points.

Fucking hideous things. My girlfriend loves them. This WILL be what splits us up.

BATTLE ROYALE for fucks sake. How the fuck has nobody mentioned Battle fucking Royale? Pisses on The Hunger Games from a great height.