1000 things you never thought you would have to say...

[member11579]

.... but ended up saying anyway!


1. "Get off my damn jalapenos you cheap bitch" - in the cinema with a poor friend

2. "I reckon I'll be fine if I can find the bit that tore out" - drunkenly impaled myself once on a fence post tearing flesh out of my hip

3. "I never ever needed to know what poocum was" - after finding out what poocum was

 

[superfly2]

:1orglaugh
What's poocum?

 

[anotherguy]

Things i'd never thought i'd say...

4) yes, what is poocum?

 

[jod0565]

Winnie the Pooh's climax, Hello - poocum.

Or this:
http://www.turdwords.com/viewWord.cfm?wordID=3773

 

[anotherguy]

theres no way on earth Im clicking that link......

 

[jod0565]

It's like a Urban Dictionary.com - unusual words defined, nothing crazy.

 

[jdb67]

5. Not guilty..... After being charged with "assaulting a Superior" whilst in the Army.

 

[superfly2]

6) "Guilty" - fishing without a license, didn't even catch anything.

 

[member11579]

Well my friend told me how after she got fucked up the ass she expected the cum to come out...

It did - two days later in a curious white/brown marbled effect with her shit. Poocum was born.

 

[member987]

:throwup:

 

[member2686]

Bullshit. Total bullshit. Semen turns clear in a matter of minutes. You're just lying, man, making shit up (or repeating the lies told to you). If she had white/brown marbled poo, then she had another issue -- it cetainly wasn't semen in her colon.

Jesus Christ -- how fucking dumb do you think people are? I like you so far, 001, but I am VERY VERY tempted to neg rep you over that dumbass post. LAME.

Well my friend told me how after she got fucked up the ass she expected the cum to come out...

It did - two days later in a curious white/brown marbled effect with her shit. Poocum was born.

 

[member11579]

That is how it was told to me. Chill out, this is a games forum to have fun in.

 

[saint]

"No, really. It's not you, it's me."
"I do."

 

[bigbri71]

using the word Diva on a regular basis.. i am a n electrician and one of the products we use in houses is the Diva Dimmer from Lutron
http://www.lutron.com/diva/?s=17000&t=17200

for the non-believers

 

[Elwood70]

No.(In regards to being offered a drink)

 

[pussyman69]

"ill cook tonight dear"

 

[Vivek]

Some of these are great.

 

[Joanne]

(1) "Hey, calculus is really cool!"
(2) "I've found his other finger..."
(3) "So... would you like to come back for a coffee?"

Explanations:
(1) After the first calculus class at university - I had to take a maths module. This statement was greeted with stunned silence by my friends who proceeded to take me to the nearest bar and sort my head out.
(2) After an IRA attack. Ranks as #2 most stupid thing to say in front of a man whose hand is being bandaged by a medic, #1 being "So, how much can you count up to now?"
(3) Said to my current (live-in) boyfriend to get him back to my house for the first time. We were in a cafe, having just spent three hours talking and drinking coffee. Lame, or what?

x x x Jo

 

[Fresno]

I hate life

 

[Torre82]

"I died." ~While playing my first video game ever at like 6 years old, I didnt have a grasp on how difficult games would be.. or knew how disturbed I'd feel after saying that. It's gotten way easier since then, tho. heh Death. Hm.

"I buffed, shielded everybody and tried to keep the health up but a mob ran up behind me and noone could spare any help while I built up even more aggro trying to get away! Oh shit, did I just say that?" ~World of Warcraft, first instance, horde priest. Damned trogs.