Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
http://www.cracked.com/article_17391_14-more-most-unintentionally-gay-rap-lyrics-ever.html
#13.
Ice-T - "99 Problems"
The Lyric:
"I got a bitch who's a man"
What He's Probably Saying:
"That dude is a bitch!"
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"That dude is my transvestite girlfriend!"
Never heard of this group but they look suitably douchey.
#10.
N.E.R.D. - "Rockstar"
The Lyric:
"Guess you ain't heard that we swallow guys."
What He's Probably Saying:
"You may not know this, but we're very monster-like in the way we approach confrontation."
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"In case you haven't heard, we swallow, guys."
These guys can't stop with the Freudian stuff:
#9.
N.E.R.D. - "Lap Dance"
The Lyric:
"I dare a motherfucker to come in my face."
What He's Probably Saying:
"Seriously, I wish a motherfucker would step in my face. They'll get knocked the fuck out."
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"Go ahead, blow that hot load in my face. I dare you!"
#13.
Ice-T - "99 Problems"
The Lyric:
"I got a bitch who's a man"
What He's Probably Saying:
"That dude is a bitch!"
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"That dude is my transvestite girlfriend!"
Never heard of this group but they look suitably douchey.
#10.
N.E.R.D. - "Rockstar"
The Lyric:
"Guess you ain't heard that we swallow guys."
What He's Probably Saying:
"You may not know this, but we're very monster-like in the way we approach confrontation."
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"In case you haven't heard, we swallow, guys."
These guys can't stop with the Freudian stuff:
#9.
N.E.R.D. - "Lap Dance"
The Lyric:
"I dare a motherfucker to come in my face."
What He's Probably Saying:
"Seriously, I wish a motherfucker would step in my face. They'll get knocked the fuck out."
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"Go ahead, blow that hot load in my face. I dare you!"
