15 year old shoots himself in the PENIS.

[The Joker]

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick." - Dr. Peter Venkman

 

[Elwood70]

15 years old. With a gun. It is not just the gun control law that needs to be amended.

Not just a Darwin Award, but kid’s Mom needs a "Worst Parent Award". 15 year old kid out at 1:30 am with an illegal loaded gun.

"Gun control laws" wouldn't fix that.

 

[STDiva]

fail

 

[Kingfisher]

So much for the benefits of the Second Amendment... I see a beautiful parable in this story. Gun owner shoots himself in the crotch. :1orglaugh

I really doubt he was the "legal" owner of that gun. So something more like... criminal with stolen gun stupidly shoots wang off and then cries to his mama as she comments on the idiot that dropped out of her crotch.

 

[JB88]

Better that he shot himself in the dick rather than someone else in the head. Seriously, WTF. Who decided it would be a good idea to but a gun in the front of your waistband? If he would have put it in the back of his waistband, he would have only gotten a bullet in the ass cheek, which probably happens pretty often, at least more often than blowing off your own dick.

 

[broderic_randal]

this guy should get an honourable mention in the next Darwin awards book

 

[sluthunter69]

We can't even call him a complete prick.......

 

[Lungzyn]

It would bounce off mine

 

[zell]

And the thinning of the heard continues.

 

[urgeag]

Not that he should have had a gun to begin with, but any one that carries knows you keep the safety on for the exact reason...another case if the education system failing!!!

 

[biomech]

What a moron; this kind of stuff get's the anti-gun people foaming at the mouth.

 

[Nasophilia]

The scary thing about this is it's final just like death.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Yeah, that whole 'it was in the waist of his pants' story is a crock o' shit! What really happened is this..

Setting:Gym class Friday morning
Dumb kid: TIME OUT TIME OUT!
Other kid:THERE ARE NO TIME OUTS IN DODGEBALL!
Dumb kid:Wait wait..
Other kid chucks the ball at dumb kids face,dumb kid starts to cry
Other kid: hahah look at him cry! Pussy! Pussy! Man up, or wait you can't cuz you have a PUSSY! Other kid pulls down dumb kids pants

The whole class including the gym teacher starts laughing hysterically when they see the 1 inch penis hanging there.

Later that night...

Dumb Kid looks at his penis and says YOU WILL NEVER HUMILIATE ME AGAIN!!!! I KILL YOU!!!:ak47:




(heh I was bored:shy: lol)

 

[lurkingdirk]

did you folks not know? it's like a gecko's tail - shoot it off, it grows back!

this kid is sad for many reasons.

 

[Sicario]

Stupid fuck shot the wrong head . . . :conehead:

 

[Elwood70]

I've heard of busting a nut,but Jesus.....

 

[cartman24]

He took the idea of "shooting his load" a bit too seriously...

 

[JordanRules]

So, if he ends up getting a blowjob someday, will it sound like someone is playing the flute? :dunno: Just askin'.

 

[JordanRules]

Oh, I got another. He took the meaning of cumshot to a whole nother level!

I'm loving these puns. Nice job everybody!

 

[Kingfisher]

He shot his load...