15 year old shoots himself in the PENIS.

[Skyraider22]

What about this one He tried to empty his clip:1orglaugh

 

[Marlo Manson]

I am not trying to be funny in this instance, but the only positive thing that comes out of this whole situation is the little fucktard only hurt himself & thankfully he didn't kill or maim some other innocent person who could've very well been the unfortunate victim of this morons stupidity.

Hopefully he stays in juvenile custody until he's 18 or maybe they'll charge him as an adult & let him do prison time, most of us know how the adage goes "commit adult crimes, do adult times" :2 cents:

 

[busenbust]

Lucky it was him (self) and not someone else.

 

[Ravenholm]

Shooting himself in the cock?.

I know that I get so hard for Jessica Alba sometimes that I feel like I could use my cock as a hammer. A hammer that could pound nails into six inch thick wooden planks. That's how hard I get when thinking about Jessica. But for fuck sake, I wouldn't attempt to try it LOL.

What was he thinking when he shot himself in the willy. Fucking idiot.

 

[JacknCoke]

I can see the anti's now they must be pouncing all over this one.

 

[StanScratch]

Kids going to have a tough time in high school, too. Think of the nicknames and cat-calls.
"Hey, pistol-dick!"
"There goes quick draw!"
"Hi, Cock Shot."
"I hear you shot your wad in your pants."

 

[Marlo Manson]

Kids going to have a tough time in high school, too. Think of the nicknames and cat-calls.
"Hey, pistol-dick!"
"There goes quick draw!"
"Hi, Cock Shot."
"I hear you shot your wad in your pants."

I don't think school is in this kids future, probably juvenile lockup or prison, but not school, he is guilty of several felonies, I don't know about firearm laws in every state, but if your caught carrying illegally in Michigan its an automatic 2 year prison charge, I am not sure about NYC though. :2 cents:

 

[StanScratch]

I don't think school is in this kids future, probably juvenile lockup or prison, but not school, he is guilty of several felonies, I don't know about firearm laws in every state, but if your caught carrying illegally in Michigan its an automatic 2 year prison charge, I am not sure about NYC though. :2 cents:

*Tries to save face*

I meant...uh...prison school?

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/187270 :1orglaugh

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

did you folks not know? it's like a gecko's tail - shoot it off, it grows back!

this kid is sad for many reasons.

I've heard of busting a nut,but Jesus.....

He took the idea of "shooting his load" a bit too seriously...

So, if he ends up getting a blowjob someday, will it sound like someone is playing the flute? :dunno: Just askin'.

Oh, I got another. He took the meaning of cumshot to a whole nother level!

I'm loving these puns. Nice job everybody!

Kids going to have a tough time in high school, too. Think of the nicknames and cat-calls.
"Hey, pistol-dick!"
"There goes quick draw!"
"Hi, Cock Shot."
"I hear you shot your wad in your pants."

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/187270 :1orglaugh

Nice job one and all. Respek!