1st Base, 2nd Base, 3rd Base

[BlueBalls]

Fuck baseball! I tried to watch it, but like Cricket it bores me.

 

[Ace Bandage]

1) Lick Pussy.
2) Receiving Oral.
3) 69.
4) Sex
5 Anal

Okay, first of all, no. And what crazy ass game are you playing where there are five bases?

1. Kissing
2. Fingering, groping, mutual masturbation
3. Oral sex, 69
4. Intercourse

 

[Legzman]

strange how the bases change as you age. i think there need be a caveat:
young bases (decide the age for yourself):
1st - acknowledging the other exists in front of your friends
2nd - laughing at the same jokes obnoxiously
3rd - telling people you're "going out"
4th - holding hands

"advanced" teens:
1st - kissing
2nd - touching boobies
3rd - rubbing lower extremities
4th - dry humping

college
1st - getting drunk
4th - waking up

professional
1st - getting number
2nd - getting her to agree to dinner
3rd - spending the wad
4th - she agrees to 2nd date

marriage
1st - she takes out the garbage for you
2nd - you agree to mow the lawn
3rd - you do the recycling together
4th - business time.

just a few examples.

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