20 Classic Douchebag Quotes

[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://www.nerve.com/photo-features/the-quotable-douchebag/

SLIDESHOW WARNING!!!

R.Kelly, Rush Limbaugh and the usual suspects. Honestly though, the picture of the guy on the first page makes clicking on the link worthwhile.

Bonus quote from the Hoff.

 

[Donkey Boy]

Jean Claude is my fucking hero! :rofl:

 

[jasonk282]

Gene Simmons, AWESOME

BTW is the first pic of Chris Elliot?

 

[GregCentauro]

Hmm ... ?

"I did ... NOT ... have ... sexual relations ... with ... that woman."

 

[iv6789]

That is definitely not the most douchebaggery thing Gene Simmons has said. Have your heard his Fresh Morning Interview?

 

[iv6789]

Correction: Fresh Air

 

[Mr. Daystar]

"It's kind of frustrating when your name becomes synonymous, with douche bag"

At least he knows...

 

[Will E Worm]

Written by a female.

What is wrong with Vincent Gallo's comment?

You will let Gene Simmons walk out with your girlfriend or wife?
What does that say about you?

I agree with L. Ron Hubbard being on this list.
He's a nutjob and he started a cult.

 

[Montrealman]

...my goodness. LOL

 

[maildude]

Now maybe you all understand why Limpballs is losing ratings. And if R. Kelly thinks he has even a fraction of the talent of Marvin Gaye, he oughtta wake the hell up. :helpme:

 

[sexdog121]

He did have relations with that girl