20 Famous Big Dicks

[The Grasshopper]

1.) Rasputin**
The Russian mystic's disembodied penis is on display at the Russian museum of erotica in Saint Petersburg, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid.

2.) Liam Neeson
In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty, Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had "the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out."

3.) Jay-Z
Accounts from several different groupies say that Jigga is well endowed, "The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun."

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More at the following link -> http://jezebel.com/5272175/20-famous-big-dicks
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[STDiva]

I knew Rather was packin!!

 

[316sherm]

What a bunch of dicks!
:rofl2:

 

[Shifty]

Damn it to hell, I ranked #21 this year.

This shit is fixed man, fixed !

 

[Member442]

I like this list.


Shifty don't worry next year I'll fight harder to insure you make in in the top 20.

 

[STDiva]

A few of those aren't big at all. And Tommy Lee isn't as big as his reputation says.

 

[BoboBrowne]

A few of those aren't big at all. And Tommy Lee isn't as big as his reputation says.

Maybe not, but 8 inches has me beat.

 

[STDiva]

Maybe not, but 8 inches has me beat.

Me too. But you'd think the guy was packin 13 inches by the sounds of it.

And am I supposed to believe that link to Colin Ferrell's cock proves he's big?? Same with Simon Rex. I have a bigger cock than those clowns. Who the fuck is Simon Rex anyway? I thought this was famous people.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i can be a pretty big dick at times from what i've been told...that's what this is about right?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Meh.

 

[RichardNailder]

10.) President Johnson
"He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘Jumbo.'"

Is this why we call it our "Johnson"? Or should we all call it our "Jumbo"? I'm confused.


19.) Dan Rather
The report on Rather is that "he is as hung as he is handsome and intelligent."

So - poor old Dan had a tiny dick! Why the fuck did he make the list then? :dunno:

 

[Ravenholm]

HEY! you forgot to add Robert Pattinson and Brad Pitt to that list.

They are, after all, a pair of dicks.