20 ridiculous complaints made by holidaymakers

[Supafly]

Some of the genius ones:

A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

"There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/p...iculous-complaints-made-by-holidaymakers.html

 

[Petra]

"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."

Huh...this sounds kind of like something I did once... :1orglaugh

 

[Rane1071]

"Are there any lakes in the Lake District?"
Makes you wonder how our species survives.

 

[larss]

Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.

:drool2:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.

This was not a Greek woman.

 

[PirateKing]

Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.

Blame yourself for not maintaining his attention.

"I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite."

"We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."

 

[L3ggy]

''We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

"We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."

 

[gunslingingbird]

Unless I'm full of shit, someone, possibly MiniD or sputnikgirl, posted this a couple years ago, though I'm not in the mood to take a plunge through the pits of forgotten posts.

 

[Supafly]

Well, you say you may be full of shit, that is a bit harsh. Yet I am not questioning you, if you say so, that is fine ^^

 

[L3ggy]

MiniD most likely.

 

[D-rock]

With the way the world's overfishing that fish in the sea one probably won't be that big of a problem much longer.

 

[Supafly]

Unless I'm full of shit, someone, possibly MiniD or sputnikgirl, posted this a couple years ago, though I'm not in the mood to take a plunge through the pits of forgotten posts.

Oh, plus... I am not for re-warming zombie threads from way back then. If they are on page, like, 10... let them rest.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Oh, plus... I am not for re-warming zombie threads from way back then. If they are on page, like, 10... let them rest.

Yeah, you have a point.