2011 Oscars are on now

[lurkingdirk]

Any thoughts?

Anyone think Banksy will actually collect the Oscar if he wins?

I hope that Natalie Portman wins. She looks mighty hot all prego.

 

[CunningStunts]

Couldn't care less... never seen them, never will :2 cents:

 

[turtle825]

 

[meesterperfect]

It's fixed.

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's fixed.

:tinhat:

Kirk Douglas was fucking awesome (95 years old!!).

 

[StanScratch]

:tinhat:

Kirk Douglas was fucking awesome (95 years old!!).

The guy was great. Man obviously had a lot of fun poking fun at himself.

Black Swan should win Best Awesomest Movie Of All Time...at least for that one scene. I want to eat Mila Kunis for lunch.

 

[lurkingdirk]

The guy was great. Man obviously had a lot of fun poking fun at himself.

Black Swan should win Best Awesomest Movie Of All Time...at least for that one scene. I want to eat Mila Kunis for lunch.

I'm not sure it will, though. Movies with lots of blood and lesbian sex may be kinda out of the running...

I think Portman should win though. And then she should definitely have sex with me.

 

[jod0565]

The Oscars are not what they used to be if Russell Brand is on.

Blah.

 

[StanScratch]

I'm not sure it will, though. Movies with lots of blood and lesbian sex may be kinda out of the running...

I think Portman should win though. And then she should definitely have sex with me.

This is her reward if she wins? Sheesh. What is her punishment for losing? Sex with me?


Hey! Wait!

 

[lurkingdirk]

This is her reward if she wins? Sheesh. What is her punishment for losing? Sex with me?


Hey! Wait!

:yesyes:

I'm glad Aaron Sorkin won. He's such an excellent writer.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Okay, a moving orchestra pit? That's just fucking ridiculous.

And they're playing John Williams' music, and he's just a great big thief. He didn't write most of his very famous songs.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

So um, how the FUCK is Tron: Legacy not nominated for best visual effects?

 

[lurkingdirk]

So um, how the FUCK is Tron: Legacy not nominated for best visual effects?

Because it was predictable, unoriginal, and flashy but simple? :dunno:

 

[anotheruser]

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Because it was predictable, unoriginal, and flashy but simple? :dunno:

Iron Man 2.

That is my answer to your question.

 

[StanScratch]

In the spirit of Best Awesomest Movie Of All Time...At Least For That One Scene (it's a real fucking category, people...get over it!), I present to you this awesome, spectacular picture:

http://www.imdb.com/features/oscars/2011/gallery/11_oscars_show-rm3204495872

Sandy and Halle. Ooooooh yeah!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Cate Blanchett, What the fuck is wrong with your dress?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Who told Randy Newman he can sing?

What a twat.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Did I mention I hate Randy Newman?

And he won?

twatsickle

 

[alexpnz]

Lurkingdirk=FreeOnes Ryan Seacrest?