24 platonic hours with a pornstar

[Member442]

Oh so you're actually coming to visit me now? First you are, then you're not, now you are again....

I thought you were different Alisa? I thought this sort of game was beneath you....

I guess not.



Pfft! Like I should take anything you say seriously.



If you call that not holding back then you aren't the man I fell in love with.

I said I could find some things. I never said I would do them to you. Get over yourself BB. You hurt me with your words:weeping:

 

[BlueBalls]

I still am. I just worry about the warning signs you show. Scrotums are not supposed to be the size of a volley ball.

We may have gone too far when we introduced steel toed safety boots into the weekly routine.

Testicular cancer can eat my ass . . . literally, I think it's spreading. :crying:

I said I could find some things. I never said I would do them to you. Get over yourself BB. You hurt me with your words:weeping:

Did I? Or did I just see you for who you really are?

How many more innocent puppies have to die in order to service your raging murderous desire!?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Testicular cancer can eat my ass . . . literally, I think it's spreading. :crying:

I can take care of that. I just need a serrated knife.

 

[BlueBalls]

I can take care of that. I just need a serrated knife.

I need some cheese.

 

[Member442]

Testicular cancer can eat my ass . . . literally, I think it's spreading. :crying:



Did I? Or did I just see you for who you really are?

How many more innocent puppies have to die in order to service your raging murderous desire!?

You did.I am so much more and you know it:weeping:


I don't hurt puppies you should spend more time in the games section I hurt balls and the occasional set of Knee caps.

 

[STDiva]

I'd play video games with Ashlee Adams

I mean....(insert disgusting, thread derailing post here)

 

[izabelplayer]

yes. with Brooke Belle, Phoenix Marie, Jenna Jameson, or Briana Banks.

 

[jinxypie]

Wish more people were interested in hanging out... :tongue:
Some of us are actually nice girls that have cool interests, like Dr. Who and basketball and schtuff. Oooh, and some of us can bake cookies.

 

[Hamburg]

Wish more people were interested in hanging out... :tongue:
Some of us are actually nice girls that have cool interests, like Dr. Who and basketball and schtuff. Oooh, and some of us can bake cookies.

in your next dvd box must be a cookie

 

[Johan]

Oooh, and some of us can bake cookies.

Come date a pornstar, we have cookies

 

[lurkingdirk]

Wish more people were interested in hanging out... :tongue:
Some of us are actually nice girls that have cool interests, like Dr. Who and basketball and schtuff. Oooh, and some of us can bake cookies.

Let's go bowling. You can bring cookies.

 

[scc1971]

Wish more people were interested in hanging out... :tongue:
Some of us are actually nice girls that have cool interests, like Dr. Who and basketball and schtuff. Oooh, and some of us can bake cookies.

Hmm, where did I put my 4th Doctor hat and scarf...?

 

[CunningStunts]

Only if said girl was intelligent, interesting, and/or fun to hang out with... otherwise, I'd be bored to death in 2 minutes.

 

[dbradford8589]

I think lisa ann, play with alisa or Miss Hybrid might be fun to hang with for 24 hours.

 

[Shifty]

I'd hang out with Mariah Milano ... have a few drinks and check out her vacation pics.

 

[Member442]

I think lisa ann, play with alisa or miss hybrid might be fun to hang with for 24 hours.

I think we would have fun too.

 

[edirons22]

"24 platonic hours with a pornstar"??? This is hard :hammer:

 

[Lexi Marie Mayhem]

Only if said girl was intelligent, interesting, and/or fun to hang out with... otherwise, I'd be bored to death in 2 minutes.

That is a very good answer! Thank you, I like that.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Like a zombie I need brains. Whomever it is needs to have some intelligence because sure you may be nice to look at but eventually you'll need to have a conversation. My choice would probably be Puma Swede. Looking at her blog she seems like a fun person who doesn't take herself too seriously.

 

[LukeEl]

All the girls that are OSCM's on here, I would like to teach a class on how to blow things up with your mind, that's as plutonic as I get.