5 Digit Appreciation.

[BlueBalls]

Five fingers ..... no, four fingers one thumb (assholes!!!) a palm attatched to a wrist. This is a simplified description of your hand unless yours is missing, apologies to you. Why BlueBalls, why - I hear - are you telling us this? Well, dear children if you wait, I will tell you. And if you ask again I will beat you.

So what is a hand? It's the main tool in one of all of our favourite activities, I believe the common phrase now is to "pound out some knuckle children", of course it is, especially those of us who are going through a "dry" spell. But what else does this magical device do? Well, I wouldnt be able to type out this magnificant post without them or pick up my pint glass full of vodka.

You should all feel proud of your hands they do so much more than the drivel I have typed above, and if you should feel the need to share this hand appreciation, why not high 5 someone, a stranger perhaps, or maybe a loved one. Dont cry, be strong, I know actually touching another human being can be an emotional experience even for the best of us, but all I can ask is do it, you will not regret it.

No longer will the dribble of semen be it's only gift, your hands need contact with others so make it so on today of all days.

:hatsoff:

http://www.nationalhighfiveday.com/

 

[BlueBalls]

Edit!

 

[Skyraider22]

well hear is to you BlueBalls a big high five:glugglug:

 

[mastar cheef]

For some reason i hear the Bud light: Real Men Of Genius songs playing in my head when i read this haha.

 

[BlueBalls]

And so this magical day has passed for another year. I hope all those who took it upon themselves to carryout their duty on that day of days was satisfied with how it came out.


:hatsoff:

 

[assholebythedoor]

where would I find a list of all the different days being celebrated?
like hump dat or national high five day?

 

[Violator79]

Um.......I'm still trying to fully appreciate this thread and what you said Brother Blue. I don't know if I should laugh or be serious, which is going to take a few more readings of your post, but either way, here's to the hand!!! :wave2:

 

[thebear247]

lol you gotta love blueballs