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[Rane1071]

^^daaaamn

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I'm picking up my friend's daughter from gymnastics practice and laughing my ass off at fat girls on a balance beam.

 

[sean miguel]

 

[Supafly]

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Supafly]

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Supafly]

See you later, alligator

FLORIDA: ZOO EMPLOYEE KILLED WHILE ATTEMPTING TO RAPE AN ALLIGATOR

A zoo keeper was killed this morning in the alligator enclosure of the Naples Zoo, while he was attempting to sexually assault a 12 foot long reptile. According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one

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[Rane1071]

See you later, alligator

:1orglaugh "Peak Florida".

 

[Supafly]

:1orglaugh "Peak Florida".

24-year old Jimmy Olsen

JIMMY OLSEN, LIFE WRECKING IDIOT – CONCLUSION
Wow, what a whirlwind, after exposing Superman’s pal Jimmy Olsen for countless human faults such as being gullible, a toxic person, a stalker, and how he is a narcissistic racist, there’s not a whole lot left to really touch on, right? Wrong my friend! As it is an election year, I thought it would be a topical to point out that Jimmy is quite literally the worst thing of all. Ladies and gentlemen…

“What!?” you must be asking yourself, as you either prepare to either (a) praise my article (you liberal shill!) or (b) condemn me on Twitter (you conservative… uh, also shill!) You are also probably wondering what I could possibly mean. Superman’s pal is just a dork in a bow tie, he couldn’t possibly be a walking political statement? What could he have possibly done that would make him the epitome of political rhetoric? Then it finally hits you like a piano falling out of a 10th floor window…. “You don’t mean…”

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http://fandom.wikia.com/articles/jimmy-olsen-life-wrecking-idiot-conclusion

 

[sean miguel]

haha. my wife is an RN. Don't get her started on that.

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Supafly]

Animus, this one is for you and your wife ^^

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Supafly]