6 Insane Holidays You'll Wish You Celebrated

[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://www.cracked.com/article_19322_6-insane-holidays-youll-wish-you-celebrated.html

I don't know about the rest of them, but I'd celebrate the living fuck out of Rouketopolemos or Rocket fucking Easter. Holy shit. It'd be kind of dangerous if there was a mosque nearby, though. Can you imagine, you're in the middle of your Rocket Fucking Easter and some asshead fires an RPG or an AK-47 from their minaret?


Purim looks kind of fun, too.




Happy rocket fucking Easter to you.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm gonna start celebrating Up Helly Aa!

:Flame:

 

[Will E Worm]

Christmas in July

Festivus

Food Holidays

 

[julialee89]

"I want it all! I want i now!" - Queen

 

[LukeEl]

What no Saint Swivins Day, how dare they! Or my personal favorite The Feast of Maximum Occupancy.