Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I think Ilha de Queimada Grande should be ranked a bit higher.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17379_6-real-islands-way-more-terrifying-than-one-on-lost.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_17379_6-real-islands-way-more-terrifying-than-one-on-lost.html