75 ways to order a Pizza

[Sutty]

Some of these are piss funny

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/orderpizza.html

 

[Olde]

Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

:banger:

 

[Goblin]

We never had this conversation.

 

[member5726]

"Put them on hold." :rofl:

 

[Sutty]

My favourites are:

"If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that"

"Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder"