A hard on caused by a spider?

[Alyssa Rose]

While the venom is potentially fatal, the worst thing the Brazilian spider can cause would probably only make you die of embarrassment. The venom can cause priapism, an erection that won’t go away and might actually cause impotence.

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/offbeat-news/the-worlds-5-most-venomous-species/697

 

[Hypergalaxy]

As if spiders didnt have enough reasons to hate them

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Oh now you wish you had that venom and could give it to a guy when biting him huh?

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Oh now you wish you had that venom and could give it to a guy when biting him huh?

Oh I don't need that, all I have to do is enter a room and guys get hard lol

 

[thebear247]

Oh I don't need that, all I have to do is enter a room and guys get hard lol

so thats why i always get excited lol
no thinks if it ever stops working ill use anything eles before i would a spider bite

 

[alexpnz]

Oh I don't need that, all I have to do is enter a room and guys get hard lol

That wont help matters much if hubby reads that!
:rofl::thumbsup:

 

[Alyssa Rose]

That wont help matters much if hubby reads that!
:rofl::thumbsup:

lol I'm pretty sure he already realizes the fact. He actually has a freeones acct, mastrofsexslave he just made it a couple days ago so its very possible he could see it lol

 

[gunslingingbird]

The blue-ringed octopus is the most beautiful of the species mentioned. I saw something about them on the Discovery Channel once, before they became a reality show-only network, and they showed the octopus in really cool neon colors. :thumbusp:

 

[Skyraider22]

Now that is a new one give them a few years and they could turn that into a new drug for men:thumbsup:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Oh I don't need that, all I have to do is enter a room and guys get hard lol

Well, you definitely have me standing at attention!

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Well, you definitely have me standing at attention!

hahah Thats so weird that you said that, when my husband graduated Basic Training I had a tee-shirt made that says "I make my soldier stand at attention" lol:thumbsup:

 

[thebear247]

lol I'm pretty sure he already realizes the fact. He actually has a freeones acct, mastrofsexslave he just made it a couple days ago so its very possible he could see it lol

cool welcome to freeones hissy's hubby

 

[gunslingingbird]

hahah Thats so weird that you said that, when my husband graduated Basic Training I had a tee-shirt made that says "I make my soldier stand at attention" lol:thumbsup:

You sure you didn't have me in mind when you had that made? :1orglaugh

 

[Alyssa Rose]

You sure you didn't have me in mind when you had that made? :1orglaugh

:o :lovecoupl lol

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

News to me. Spiders scare me so much I think I'd lose an erection as quickly as if I'd imagined Courtney Love naked.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=324681&highlight=spider
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=324825&highlight=spider
These two would do it to me.

 

[24788]

Lol, at thebear247's comment in the first thread.

The spider kills you quickly though? No time to enjoy anything .

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'd lose an erection as quickly as if I'd imagined Courtney Love naked.

Aw, dude, I was fixing to go to sleep in a few minutes! Now I won't be able to sleep because you put that image in my head. Thanks a lot. :thefinger