A Naughty Limerick

[BlowJobFan]

I happened to read a lot of limericks those days and couldnt but write one of my own.

There was a Young Man of Bangkok
Who paid some whore to suck on his cock.
She exclaimed: "It's too fat!"
But he laughed out at that
And face-fucked her, causing her shock.

:jester:

 

[Supafly]

Nice!

Supa wash fishing for bass
Thinking of Sheena's fat ass
At home the fresh fish
Made a very fine dish
Then he wrecked the back of his lass

 

[BlowJobFan]

Heh, yours is not bad neither !

 

[Supafly]

Here comes another one!

Rey C snook up to an ape
Which showed him some rare anal gape
While he got a hard dick
The camera made 'click'
As he got that nice pic on his tape

 

[StrictlyHands]

I happened to read a lot of limericks those days and couldnt but write one of my own.

There was a Young Man of Bangkok
Who paid some whore to suck on his cock.
She exclaimed: "It's too fat!"
But he laughed out at that
And face-fucked her, causing her shock.

:jester:

Ahaha, I love it.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I do love limericks and write them from time to time but in my native language (dutch). I'll try one in English:

Once through a window I saw Rebekah Dee
She was naked and hot for all to see
I gazed at her bum
Was about to cum
But than this cop pulled me out of the tree

 

[PirateKing]

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".

 

[BlowJobFan]

Wow, three good new ones ! People, you are really inspired jayhellcat, it's a pity I never learned some Dutch... Your English sample is quite enternaining

How unlucky was Jessica Drake
In attempting to steal a sweet cake:
The confectionner took 'er
And said "Hungry hot hooker,
You will eat it with cream from my snake!"

 

[xfire]

One night while out shooting some pool
I ran across a grammatical fool
"You can't call a cue a stick"
Piped up this rambling rick
But he refused to produce the rule

 

[Jagger69]

I can't claim to be the author of this one but it is one of my favorites so I must share it with all of you....

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He wiped off his chin
And said with a grin
"If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it"

Love a good limerick!

 

[masterhenry]

A argentinian gaucho named Bruno
said there's something I do know
women are fine
a sheep is divine
but llama is numero uno

 

[BlowJobFan]

Lil' nurse Ann failed to give an injection.
Doctor Smith said, 'You need a correction.'
On his order she knelt,
And, removing his belt,
Big Smith thrust in her mouth his erection.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

 

[BlowJobFan]

Lacie Heart has a fabulous bum
That's been fucked by all kinds of scum.
But her secret desire
When her ass is on fire
is to have her face covered in cum.

 

[BlowJobFan]

All guys here are acquainted with Lacie,
'Cause she fucks in a manner so racy.
She is well into anal,
But of all things bacchanal
She likes most a thick load on the facie.

 

[Torre82]

There was a young lady from Ipswich,
Who grew famous for making her hips twitch,
While shedding her clothes,
Which, as one might suppose,
She showed her cunt.