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A wager with myself: any bets?

jod0565

Member, you member...
You need to try an old standby they do in college - Edward 40Hands - tape 40oz. beers to your hands and drink, then do it over and over again.
Benefits - you get drunk and you can't jerk your gherkin.
 

Jack Davenport

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
So you are masturbetting?
 

johnjjjohn

I really want a custom title!
the boredom makes it sooo hard
if you have enoguh to do or have to be repsectful you can save longer
(holidays in the swedish woods with my mates 2 weeks no jerking..no problem<)

nothing to do at weekend jerking off hundred times^^
 

Straight Shooter

1,000 posts to go for my own user title!
Has anyone found it that they sleep much better when they jerk it right before they go to bed?
 

CunningStunts

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
Has anyone found it that they sleep much better when they jerk it right before they go to bed?

Yes. And I also have a much better outlook on the day with an orgasm on wakeup :thumbsup:
 

~~whimsy~~

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Jeez! Seriously!? What is the big fucking deal! I went 15 weeks at least without it. Not to mention if you keep thinking about it you will eventually do it! Don't put it up on a pedestal. Shit.

At least go a week and leave it at that. Who gives a shit? It's shooting a bunch of million little sperm out into a kleenex or toilet. Get over yourself. :hatsoff:
 

prof_porn

I don't know and frankly I don't care.
It's why I cant join the army. That, and I'm close to a pacifist.
 

~~whimsy~~

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
It's why I cant join the army. That, and I'm close to a pacifist.

You won't have to worry about a thing. In USMC Basic, they use Saltpeter (the Anti-Viagra) in the food. You won't have to worry about anything. :cool:

If you do, last I knew, you'd have to wear a pair of white shoes and everyone would know you jacked off the night before. For a week.
 
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