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Absolute best way to masturbate-toys, lube, anything goes

airbman21

Reading this makes me horny
what is the absolute best way everyone? anything goes. fleshlights, lubes, anything you can think of!
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
i like lubricants cause they feel and sound like a 'gina or a mouth. ive never had a toy, but always wanted to see how they felt. i bet they suck.
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
Hand.

Masturbation isn't that great, no point trying to put effort into it.

I just do it because it's a habit, and a release.

....Just like taking a shit....

What's the best way to take a shit?... :1orglaugh
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Hand.

Masturbation isn't that great, no point trying to put effort into it.

I just do it because it's a habit, and a release.

....Just like taking a shit....

What's the best way to take a shit?... :1orglaugh

i feel the same. it isnt that great, especially when youre fucking someone. it is a habit and release. good point.

the best way to take a shit? upside down of course.:updown:
 

airbman21

Reading this makes me horny
ok cmon all we got is the hand? arent there any kool creative things to do out there? hows the fleshlight and what lubricants are good? u gotta have some crazy stuff that works well!
 

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
go to babeland.com and order the blossom masterbator and some babeland lube. You'll never simply handy yourself again.
 

ZoWhat

My goal in life is to win a Freeones T-shirt!
go to babeland.com and order the blossom masterbator and some babeland lube. You'll never simply handy yourself again.

I love the fleshlight. I use a hand/body lotion that has lanolin in it. It's cheap and easy to clean up.
 

ForgottenSeraph

My internet is way faster than yours
Rosey and Freeones FTW!!!
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
fleshlight! :thumbsup:

But ye old hand never goes out of style!
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
ok kool. whats the best insert though??

:dunno: Only one I have is the speed bump one. Works like a charm! :thumbsup:

Haven't gotten any others, but I'd recommend that one! :rubbel:
 

airbman21

Reading this makes me horny
oh i just tried a ziploc bad full of thick honey....it felt awsome but i didnt bust. hmmm which shall it be? fleshlight or blossom?
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
wtf is blossom???
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
ok cmon all we got is the hand? arent there any kool creative things to do out there? hows the fleshlight and what lubricants are good? u gotta have some crazy stuff that works well!

Ok this is gonna sound like one of those really stereotypical responses... But how about a girl?

I mean, it's just masturbating, i just don't see the point of trying to improve it, when at the end of the day all it is is a substitute for a vagina. :2 cents:
 

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
Hand...

Oh man, there is a show that comes on once a week on an informercial channel yes there is an informercial channel.

It's titled Shop Erotic...

-cs™
 

member006

Closed Account
you know more about jerking off than i do. ill say thats a good thing. :tongue:

I just Googled the name that guy left. I wanted to know what "blossom" was too just like Legzman.

I just figured I'd search it out on FreeOnes too. I mean if someone is interested in buying something along those lines why not fill the bank that feeds you. ;) No pun intended. :D

LL
 
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