Acheiving inner peace and serenity.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding under water.

There!! See? It really does work! You're smiling already!!

 

[rabid_2250]

Oh yeah, I'm so there...

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I love how "Crystal Clear" automatically became a link to one of the skank ho cum guzzlers.

 

[Ray Ecks]

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding under water.

There!! See? It really does work! You're smiling already!!

Actually, that's pretty cool. Good stuff.

 

[redpaint]

If you really want inner peace send me all your money,you have nothing to lose.

 

[Elwood70]

I just watch this


..and imagine doing it to certain people.

Works every time.....

 

[saulscrotum]

I just watch [

..and imagine doing it to certain people.

Works every time.....

That's great movie. I think I'm gonna try and watch it all this weekend.

 

[biomech]

"Serenity now". Great stress reliever.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding under water.

There!! See? It really does work! You're smiling already!!

I usually just drink a lot of beer.

 

[Ainttalkinlove]

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding under water.

There!! See? It really does work! You're smiling already!!

. . . or you can close your eyes, go you your cave and find your power animal. . .

 

[rabid_2250]

. . . or you can close your eyes, go you your cave and find your power animal. . .

Slide...:thumbsup:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I was a luper for the Dali Lama, I have it covered.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

"Serenity now". Great stress reliever.

Didn't everyone who espoused that belief on "Seinfeld" wind up going insane?

 

[shayd]

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place.
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding under water.

There!! See? It really does work! You're smiling already!!

:1orglaugh

Pretty funny stuff :thumbsup: