After fuck an unknown person, What to do?

[Danglyparts]

Untie her? :dunno:

wipe for fingerprints and bail? haha

 

[lurkingdirk]

You stay just long enough for her to get the bleeding under control.

 

[emceeemcee]

Seperate her head, hands and feet from the rest of her body. Throw the torso in a lake making sure the burlap sack she's in is sufficiently weighty enough to make it all the way down to the bottom and then bury the extremities in a corn field. Digging a hole as deep as you can with the time you have.

Do this over the course of the night and then spend the rest of the day cleaning your house and burning her belongings.

^^^too many specifics to not be a real cause for concern

 

[BlueBalls]

^^^too many specifics to not be a real cause for concern

Hey! Hey! Hey! Shhhhh.....!

 

[Will E Worm]

"an unknown person"

How's that?

Were you not warned about strangers?

Also, all the diseases you could catch.

This is not good at all.

 

[lurkingdirk]

^^^too many specifics to not be a real cause for concern

We all pretend not to be concerned, but we're getting very close to locating and institutionalising BlueBalls. Very, very close.

 

[BlueBalls]

We all pretend not to be concerned, but we're getting very close to locating and institutionalising BlueBalls. Very, very close.

You'll never take me or the girl alive, pig!

 

[lurkingdirk]

You'll never take me or the girl alive, pig!

Meh. Either way is fine. So long as we're within a few hours, you'll still taste just fine. It's BBQ season here.

 

[ravendude16]

Stranger Danger!

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Is her name Mulva?

 

[BlueBalls]

Meh. Either way is fine. So long as we're within a few hours, you'll still taste just fine. It's BBQ season here.

Now, I don't think that's the proper procedure is it, Dirk? You know this. Lets try to refrain from pointless histrionics for the time being and keep it on point, shall we...

I mean, it's not like we're message board members here for gods sakes!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Now, I don't think that's the proper procedure is it, Dirk? You know this. Lets try to refrain from pointless histrionics for the time being and keep it on point, shall we...

I mean, it's not like we're message board members here for gods sakes!

You're right. We're both n00bs. What was I thinking.

 

[phanto_1985]

Tell her to stay to fuck her again, that's what i did.

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Tip her.

 

[PirateKing]

Depends on how much time you paid her for.

 

[squallumz]

no no no those are all non-suave moves. in case you cant remember her name just pass her your cell phone and tell her to input her number THEN ask how you spell her name. saves face, you got her name and number, and you can hit send and make sure hers rings (showing that its a real number)

tada.

haha, asking how you spell her name is gotta be the oldest trick in the book.

ive used that one before, and it works. but barely.. especially when its a super easy name that you should know.

 

[Mr_Balls]

Take a picture!

 

[Jon S.]

Go back to your cell...he'll still be there when you wake up in the morning!