After Masturbatory Activities

[Neutron66]

I kiss my life-size cardboard cutout of Jennifer Love Hewitt and ask her if it was good for her, too.

 

[Ike Stain]

I put my best friend's wife's panties back in the laundry hamper and go down to dinner.

Sublime.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

I clean the mess up, because it's mostly all over the room

 

[Kingfisher]

I like to talk, cuddle and try on my girlfriends underwear. Why do you ask?

 

[Spleen]

I usually leave the playground and go home.

 

[ravendude16]

I like to talk, cuddle and try on my girlfriends underwear. Why do you ask?

You too??? :eek:

 

[ravendude16]

I kiss my life-size cardboard cutout of Jennifer Love Hewitt and ask her if it was good for her, too.

Now does she reply to you??? Because she always seems to ignore me... :crying:

 

[enndaley]

I just tell everyone that I was sleepwalking/wanking and apologize profusely.

 

[ravendude16]

I usually leave the playground and go home.

Dude... That's just wrong... lmao... :rofl2:

 

[Ike Stain]

I usually leave the playground and go home.

Now THAT'S crossing a line!

(You'll notice I had the good taste to omit the word "teenage" from my offering: )

I quietly walk away from my neighbor's window and go home to sleep.

 

[JayJohn85]

I read occult magazines

 

[enndaley]

I also was trying to stay on the legal side.

 

[ravendude16]

I put tickle me elmo back into the closet...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sublime.

Dude, you can do better...Bring it!

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Listen to the announcer say "Cleanup in the Pet Department".

 

[phanto_1985]

I eat anything i found in my fridge....

 

[DietCrush]

i clean up and go about whatever activity I stopped doing in order to masturbate

 

[ravendude16]

I get off the plane...

 

[Rezen]

I try to get the damn shit off my keyboard!!!!!!

 

[sierratango1]

watch some TV