Alleged Cheez Whiz thief tackled, held in headlock, say policel

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Teen steals Cheez Whiz. Police spread him, take him to station for processing. All that and a $10,000 bond over a three dollar can of spray cheese? This is just stupid. http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090605-NEWS-90605015?af=2

 

[Facial_King]

Teen steals Cheez Whiz. Police spread him...

on to a Ritz cracker, I presume??

:glugglug:

 

[Ace Bandage]

Good for him. He'll have a felony arrest on his record over a product that sprays processed cheese from a can. The best part - the dumbass used to work there.

Two things to note. If you steal, take something worthwhile like a car, or money, or a hovercraft. And don't steal from places that you used to work. They know you're a low life; they're expecting you to do something.

 

[PamCarmen69]

"His criminal history was a factor in Judge Sawako Gardner’s bail decision"

-- threatened a girl with a knife
-- conviction for vandalism at a school
-- pending shoplifting charges besides this one

It scares me more that the OP can't understand this. :dunno:

 

[Skyraider22]

on to a Ritz cracker, I presume??

:glugglug:

I hope not that would add anothr $10,000 to it

 

[gunslingingbird]

Wow. It looks like threatening kids with knives and shoplifting is just the start of a wonderful life of crime for this shit stain. :ban: