ANAL Sex Predicament

[Bates123]

Ok, so your lady wants you to take her anally.
Drinking is involved for the both of you...
Naturally you do not pass up the opportunity! If she were sober she may have never suggested such a thing!:1orglaugh
But upon inserting, you discover she did not prepare herself at all with an enema or anything of that nature. You inform her of this, yet she insists you proceed to fuck her in her shit-hole.
What should you do?
I simply went ahead with it. Some may find that distasteful but I had no qualms about it.
What is the consensus on this matter?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

To repeat a quote from my ex, "if you go diggin', ya gotta expect dirt"

It's poo, not napalm. And although I'd certainly vote for shit-free sodomy, as long as it's not flying out all over the place it's not a deal breaker.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

To repeat a quote from my ex, "if you go diggin', ya gotta expect dirt"

It's poo, not napalm. And although I'd certainly vote for shit-free sodomy, as long as it's not flying out all over the place it's not a deal breaker.

yeah pretty much. typically if she's had a healthy bowel movement earlier in the day and keeps things clean there shouldn't be any issues...common sense really, if she's having messy shits or needs to go then it'd probably be best to hold off...

 

[shayd]

Pssh, what were you thinking?!

Everybody knows the only way to prep for anal is a huge bowl of prunes.

 

[Lusso22]

I would have done it also :dunno:

My ex g/f was a freak for anal and would almost always get some on my finger, dick or her dildo

Worth it:nanner:

 

[bustybbwlover]

eh i'm over anal i would have passed

 

[TheOrangeCat]

eh i'm over anal i would have passed

MEDIC! We got a man down over here ............

 

[Spleen]

eh i'm over anal i would have passed

Coincidentally, around the same time an interest in anal vanishes, you lose all freedom, fun and friends. Exactly how old are you?

 

[CptHa]

You're already in, might as well finish.

 

[arianajoladdict]

bleh as long as there is nothing on it

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Just make sure you clean under your foreskin. :thumbsup:

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

This is a shitty thread.

 

[tartanterrier]

If it was me I would have passed by using my fingers instead and then she could lick'em clean

 

[TheOrangeCat]

we're getting to the point where we can merge this thread with the 'real poop in scat porn' epic over at http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=465361

 

[Shifty]

Despite any information to the contrary, this is precisely why condoms were invented.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Gape her and be grateful. Some of us have to fight tooth and nail to get anal.

 

[Ike Stain]

Gape her and be grateful. Some of us have to fight tooth and nail to get anal.

That's why god invented Rohypnol.

 

[luis1972]

this is a shitty thread.

:d:d:d

 

[Bates123]

Interesting opinions.
Well, now I know I'm not the only horny bastard that got/gets off on this shit and others have done it - or would.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Just make sure you clean under your foreskin. :thumbsup:

or you could just not have one...

Despite any information to the contrary, this is precisely why condoms were invented.

yessir...boning dirty skanks are without a doubt the reason for condoms existence. being an effective contraceptive is just a convenient side-effect