Another 20 and still virgin thread

[paymeones]

I'm 20 and still have not had sex yet? I'm seriously considering getting a prostitute and just nailing her. I feel like I'd be a better person after I finally had sex because I would be able to focus more on random shit.

I know this really isn't a question. Just thought I would post this.

 

[feller469]

Hope you feel better for posting.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Jesus goddamn Christ!

Fuck getting a prostitute. Get some Rohypnol, a Vodka tonic, a bar slut, and find a back alley. Sex for $10.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Get fucked.





















You will feel a lot better later. If it takes a hooker, so be it. Get over the hump (heh), and move on.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Just find a fat girl.

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Just find a fat girl.

:thumbsup: It worked for me at 20. Just saying....

 

[lurkingdirk]

:thumbsup: It worked for me at 20. Just saying....

How fat, and how drunk?

 

[BCT]

Damn bro you must beat off a lot! Good luck!

 

[RealMenSwallow]

How fat, and how drunk?

Fat enough? Haha, and I wasn't all that drunk...well I couldn't drive, but you know that's not THAT drunk.

 

[RichardNailder]

Just find a fat girl.

or an ugly girl.


or if you're in a hurry, an ugly fat girl.

Hell if you're drunk enough, she won't even look that bad.

 

[luvtheladies]

Seriously, just get a prostitute. Once you get it over with you will have more confidence when approaching a regular girl.

 

[JacknCoke]

Go to a party and find the drunkest skank there

 

[grower_boy]

I'm 20 and still have not had sex yet? I'm seriously considering getting a prostitute and just nailing her. I feel like I'd be a better person after I finally had sex because I would be able to focus more on random shit.

I know this really isn't a question. Just thought I would post this.

Do you attend college?

 

[izabelplayer]

go to a college party and fuck the drunkest ugliest fat girl you see. at least you know she hasn't been with a lot of guys. a prostitute has probably been with at least hundreds of guys, You Might risk get disease and you have to pay a lot of money.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Seriously, just get a prostitute. Once you get it over with you will have more confidence when approaching a regular girl.

I have to agree with this. You're gonna be real bad your first time so You Might as well do it with someone that you're not going to see again. Plus these escorts fuck for a living so they know what they're doing and You Might actually learn something from them. Nail a couple of escorts so that by the time you;re ready to nail someone you really like, you won't be as bad.

 

[izabelplayer]

or you can try a fleshlight for $80.

 

[meesterperfect]

I'm 20 and still have not had sex yet? I'm seriously considering getting a prostitute and just nailing her. I feel like I'd be a better person after I finally had sex because I would be able to focus more on random shit.

I know this really isn't a question. Just thought I would post this.

learn a little spanish and take a trip to colombia.
problem solved.

but then you will have another problem, that being addicted to sex with incredibly beautiful women and you may never be satisfied or even turned on by one in your country.

just do it, when you arrive youll understand.
just look what 100 bucks gets ya:

or you can go to some american hooker for the same money, save the travel expense and cool experience
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...1&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&biw=1280&bih=961

 

[blindedinchains]

Don't get a hooker, you'll probably regret it later.
I would say just wait...it's not that big of a deal.
If you're really desperate then I guess go for a fattie?

 

[Jon S.]

Ho hum....ho hum.....another fake ass thread created for attention! Ha ha ha!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Ho hum....ho hum.....another fake ass thread created for attention! Ha ha ha!

Do you mean to tell me that some people here aren't what they seem?

:surprise: