Antioxidants in human sperm reduce facial wrinkles.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Here comes the science, it's coming, oh yes get ready it's coming.

http://www.fashionista.com/2009/06/would_you_try_this_the_spermin.php

 

[robbied196]

Dam, I've just tried to hit myself in the face and missed

 

[squallumz]

Bobbi Starr knew about this for a long time already.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I can't believe the lack of responses to this golden opportunity.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Hmm... Maybe I should consider opening my own beauty clinic... :scream::rubbel:

 

[busenbust]

Signed: model contract.

 

[Xombie3000]

I dunno. I mean, I can see thousands of woman keeping their partners sperm and rubbing it on their face before they head out for the day...and then being attacked by seagulls all day long.

I see it ending in fire.

 

[busenbust]

:rofl:

 

[max0rz]

Hasn't this has been widely known for ages now?

heck, a few years back, Nip Tuck had lead character Julia McNamara (Joely Richardson) go into business selling j1zz face cream, lol.

 

[busenbust]

Patents? Lawsuits?? This is gonna be a case for Judge J. :rofl:

 

[rawlwear]

o god my grandma has no wrinkles... she's 80

 

[Gomorra]

o god my grandma has no wrinkles... she's 80

:crash:

 

[The Paulinator]

Showed the article to my wife....


And no, she's not buying it. Not even my offer of a potential $250 savings.

Synthetic sperm? Sperm which was man-made? Haha they got 'em good. Where is the FDA in all of this? Do they have prescription-strength sperm yet?

 

[georges]

no wonder why some babes like to get facialized with massive loads of jizz

 

[tunsty]

I'm gonna need some actual written proof..
Slapped face -> not wanted

 

[BlueBalls]

Thats why I look 4 years old (with a 5 day beard).

Cum milkshakes every morning

 

[tartanterrier]

I think i will grow old gracefully thank you

 

[Wainkerr99]

Blueberries have antioxidants. Think I'll stick with those. Makes me feel all the rich bitches in a salon are sniggering at me. Hmph.

 

[24788]

Cum or "miraclez - the product"

Swallowing = high in protein
Facial = reduces wrinkles



























This product is not tested by the FDA. Side effects may including Hiv, aids, death, kids, and 50 other things we forgot to mention to you. ENJOY!

 

[ChefChiTown]

Semen reduces wrinkles? Is that why my bedroom carpet is silky smooth?