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Anybody hear a peep out of Obama concerning....

I wouldn't put the farting armpit thing past him. I'm sure it's an important part of his life.

Casino Card Dealers (such as yourself) make on average around $8.50 an hour, right?
 

Jack Davenport

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I don't know what dealers make. All I know is if they are dealing me good cards they get tipped well by me. If they are not dealing good cards I still tip them because I am a superstitious sonofabitch. They aren't in the biz for the hourly wage.
 

Mayhem

Banned
Base Salary: Casino dealers are paid hourly wages and overtime for working over 40 hours per week. The average base salary ranges from $5.76 to $7.68 per hour. Overtime wages range from $7.70 to $11.29 per hour. These professionals also receive tips from patrons, ranging from $8.71 to $17.54 per hour.

http://www.ehow.com/info_7736971_average-salary-casino-dealer.html

pwnd!

Still have that man-crush on me, I see. How are those dreams working out for you? Do you picture me twirling my mustache while you're on your knees in front of me?

Lets get something clear, as I contemplate my 6th WSOP coming up: You couldn't do my job. And don't bother coming back with you wouldn't want too. Want has nothing to do with it. You are too stupid to do my job on your best day. You'd either get fired within a week or, gutless shitstain that you are, you would be one of the ones crying their way to the door. As I've said dozens of times before, you are too stupid for this board and way too stupid for my job.

And while we're at it, don't bother with the jumping up and down and pounding the keys accusation either. You continue to be an ongoing amusement to me and this latest example is definitely no exception. It is a constant gut laugh to me how you just don't get that you're a joke to everyone here. The only person who doesn't consider you a joke....is a joke himself.

And the only time I make $17 in a half hour is when it's a particularly slow game. Go ahead and think about that the next time you get sand in your vagina over everyone else believing everything that they're told. Moron.

Edit: pwnd? Really? You girl. :1orglaugh
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I never learned how to make armpit farts. I feel as though some of my best school aged hooliganistic opportunities were lost.
 
Still have that man-crush on me, I see. How are those dreams working out for you? Do you picture me twirling my mustache while you're on your knees in front of me?

Lets get something clear, as I contemplate my 6th WSOP coming up: You couldn't do my job. And don't bother coming back with you wouldn't want too. Want has nothing to do with it. You are too stupid to do my job on your best day. You'd either get fired within a week or, gutless shitstain that you are, you would be one of the ones crying their way to the door. As I've said dozens of times before, you are too stupid for this board and way too stupid for my job.

And while we're at it, don't bother with the jumping up and down and pounding the keys accusation either. You continue to be an ongoing amusement to me and this latest example is definitely no exception. It is a constant gut laugh to me how you just don't get that you're a joke to everyone here. The only person who doesn't consider you a joke....is a joke himself.

And the only time I make $17 in a half hour is when it's a particularly slow game. Go ahead and think about that the next time you get sand in your vagina over everyone else believing everything that they're told. Moron.

Edit: pwnd? Really? You girl. :1orglaugh

You're boring. Really!
 
I guess we all know who just got "pwnd". Don't we?

Seriously Sambitch, you are an incredibly obtuse little girl. Make sure you keep reflecting on that.

You are so easy to bait. You don't even have the sense to know I bait you, and yet you take the hook every time.

 

lurkingdirk

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
You are so easy to bait. You don't even have the sense to know I bait you, and yet you take the hook every time.


So you admit that all you are trying to accomplish with your posts is an attempt to bait people? You do know that is the definition of troll, don't you? You admit you're a troll?
 

Mayhem

Banned
You are so easy to bait. You don't even have the sense to know I bait you, and yet you take the hook every time.


No hillbilly, you don't bait me, you don't try to bait me. In that dim little birthday cake candle you call a brain, you think you're making some kind of point and you never are. You start a thread claiming I took a position I never took, where I took the opposite position in fact, and you make a fool of yourself. You continuously bring up my line of work, an occupation that you are too blindingly dense to ever be able to do yourself. You say that everyone else parrots what they see and hear, when it's you doing the vast majority of it. You start a thread about Obama and a shooting in New Orleans, but you are so damn easy to bait that all of a sudden, once again, it's all about me and my profession. Because you have a demented little crush on me. You need me to pay attention to you, like a 10 year old girl in love with a guy in high school.

There's a fish on. And it's you Sambitch. And you are too fuckin' stoopid to even see it.
 
So you admit that all you are trying to accomplish with your posts is an attempt to bait people? You do know that is the definition of troll, don't you? You admit you're a troll?

You mean like you always baiting Will when his answers or comments don't meet your approval? You seem to think EVERYONE owes you an explanation for anything they say. Even if it isn't directed towards you personally.

Ever hear of Free Speech?

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peacebly to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievences.
 

Mayhem

Banned
Ladies and Gentlemen, Sampon the Dimbulb. :clap:

What in the name of Jessica Alba's left ass-cheek does the First Amendment have to do with this forum? Please explain your logic professor. Since you're apparently not going to give us your stunning insights on the Sallie Mae thread, how's about indulging us here, noted scholar that you are.
 

Jack Davenport

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
First Amendment rights do not apply to message boards. That is correct.
 

lurkingdirk

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
You mean like you always baiting Will when his answers or comments don't meet your approval? You seem to think EVERYONE owes you an explanation for anything they say. Even if it isn't directed towards you personally.

Ever hear of Free Speech?

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peacebly to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievences.

Actually, I'm not baiting Will whatsoever. I'm asking him to clarify statements he makes, such as that he hopes people who disagree with him suffer mass murder. That's not baiting, that's engaging in dialogue. You should learn the difference.

And it has nothing whatsoever to do with disagreeing. Nor do I think anyone owes me an explanation. However, the point of a public forum is to post things, and to respond to things that are posted. If you don't like the responses, don't post anything in the first place. If you post something stupid, I'm going to tell you it is stupid, and why I think so. If that doesn't work for you, you're welcome to simply stop posting. Anything you post, Will posts, or anyone else posts, is fair game.

Additionally, you didn't answer the question. You just admitted to being a troll, wouldn't you say?
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, Sampon the Dimbulb. :clap:

What in the name of Jessica Alba's left ass-cheek does the First Amendment have to do with this forum? Please explain your logic professor. Since you're apparently not going to give us your stunning insights on the Sallie Mae thread, how's about indulging us here, noted scholar that you are.

Will has the right to say what he wants without having to answer to anyone, including Dirk. Just like EVERYONE else in here who says whatever they want. Granted, the owner(s) of this website can limit what can and can't be said in here. They own this private website.

But the point is, Dirk seems to think an explanation is always required when something is said that he doesn't like. I was simply referring to Will (or anyone) being able to say whatever they want as long as it doesn't violate the TOA, and... having to "answer" to Dirk every time Will says something that Dirk disagrees with, including requiring a follow up reply/answer.

It's a fucking online forum, fer krise sake. God knows worse things are said in here every freaking day. Dirk just happens to single Will out a lot.

Sort of like you trolling me constantly. :flaccid:
 

Mayhem

Banned
No one has the right to say anything in here without having to answer to anyone/everyone else. Again, you show no comprehension of what anything is about. Invoking the First Amendment is ridiculous. And you got called on it. And here you are answering for it, in your own lame little way. This is a discussion forum. Everyone is accoutable for what they post. That's why it's a discussion forum.

If you and Will feel that you are being singled out, maybe you should look at the drivel you post instead of whining about how the rest of us react to it.
 

lurkingdirk

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
So, it's okay if I say anything, provide no sources, it doesn't have to be true, and no one is allowed to question what I said, or ask for sources?

Sweet.

Sam Fisher is actually a gay black man who lives in California and has never voted anything but Democrat for his entire life.
 
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