anyone ever had an std?

[lovecock]

i've had crabs and vd. not very nice at all.
anyone else had any green and yellow gunk seeping from their penis?

 

[busenbust]

:rofl:

 

[lovecock]

:rofl:

are these the only replies you can do?

 

[busenbust]

are these the only replies you can do?

Nope :o (See below

:rofl:

 

[shayd]

i've had crabs and vd. not very nice at all.
anyone else had any green and yellow gunk seeping from their penis?

VD, huh?
Man I haven't heard it called VD in a long time.

But to answer your question, no.

 

[robbied196]

VD just means venereal disease and was usually either gonorrhea or syphilis!

 

[shayd]

VD just means venereal disease and was usually either gonorrhea or syphilis!

Oh I know, but that's what my parents called it. That was before humanity realized there was more than one disease.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I think the current term for VD is drippy dick. :dunno:

 

[mastagambit]

i've had crabs and vd. not very nice at all.
anyone else had any green and yellow gunk seeping from their penis?

wait a sec,you're the SAME guy who eat's shit?:throwup:
and now you come with this about you having crabs?:wtf:
well for this thread I've NEVER had any vd?:thumbsup:

 

[Spleen]

I had chlamydia before it was cool to have chlamydia.

 

[busenbust]

STD?? Protection!

 

[shrinkle-dinkle]

Nope. Kind of fussy who I play "hide the sausage" with.

If it don't look or smell right, leave it alone and make diplomatic excuses.

Saying "I have to get home and walk the goldfish" leaves them sufficiently confused for a few minutes whilst you run away. Just pray that the car starts and you don't have to hide for the next hour......

 

[JiDoKwan]

i've had crabs and vd. not very nice at all.
anyone else had any green and yellow gunk seeping from their penis?

OMFG!!!!:rofl2::scream:

All I've ever had is 'MSB'- Massive Sperm Build-up.....but once I blew my load either with a partner or by myself I was fine.

 

[sproing99]

mine's not std, it's lg

 

[Skyraider22]

Happy to say no on that:hatsoff:

 

[Spleen]

STD?? Protection!

Protection doesn't always work. How old are you?

 

[Lacey Black]

Never have and I hope I never will

 

[BlueBalls]

I got tested once, because I spent a "pleasant" evening with a certain person who, lets just say didnt have the greatest of reputations.

All clear thankfully. :nanner:

But it is one of the most unpleasant experiences I've had the pleasure of going through.

 

[afkallthetiem]

one time i had sex with this south american girl and the next day i had a rash and she was pregnant which is kind of fucked up cause all i did was cum in her hair

 

[Spleen]

one time i had sex with this south american girl and the next day i had a rash and she was pregnant which is kind of fucked up cause all i did was cum in her hair

That's the funniest thing I've read on this board all week.