Anyone ever kill a chicken?

[Tittyman5000]

Just looking for any tips on how to do it, I got 35 chickens and 4 are roosters, I heard somewhere egg production goes down when there's roosters around, so im thinking less moufs to feed Anyone got tips?

 

[bustybbwlover]

it seems like a sharp hatchet and a severed head would be the easiest/quickest/least painful method, tho i've always heard the run around after that...maybe drop them in a box after the decapitation?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Choke your chicken? *ba dum dish*

Seriously, I have no idea. Killing it seems a bit inhumane though, is it possible to give it to someone else or an animal shelter?

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Just looking for any tips on how to do it, I got 35 chickens and 4 are roosters, I heard somewhere egg production goes down when there's roosters around, so im thinking less moufs to feed Anyone got tips?

Do like the Indians did; get some family and friends, locate the nearest cliff and then have your party chase them off the cliff.

Or find an El Salvadorian and tell him that, if he kills all four, he can keep one. Them roosters will be good as dead.

 

[Ulysses31]

Make em watch Superman IV: The Quest For Peace

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100317143949AAgxdwr

 

[Shifty]

I've choked a few. Does that count? :dunno:

 

[maildude]

I only kill chickens during voodoo ceremonies.

 

[itcouldbeme]

We always just grabbed them by the head, and spun them around with a snap to break their neck...

That was a few years ago, so it may not be the preferred method today...

But it is effective...

 

[Lust]

napalm

 

[Ulysses31]

 

[Namreg]

- buy a large funnel, large enough for the chicken to fit inside.
- cut the bottom part of the funnel out, so that you have a hole large enough for the chicken's head to stick through.
- position the funnel over a bucket so that the blood will run into it (less messy that way).
- stick one chicken into the funnel, head first. if you have prepared the funnel right it won't be able to move at all (the funnel and its own weight pressing down preventing its wings from moving), and only the head will stick out at the bottom, which you now cut off with a sharp knife.
- wait a minute or two to remove the chicken, then repeat.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

- buy a large funnel, large enough for the chicken to fit inside.
- cut the bottom part of the funnel out, so that you have a hole large enough for the chicken's head to stick through.
- position the funnel over a bucket so that the blood will run into it (less messy that way).
- stick one chicken into the funnel, head first. if you have prepared the funnel right it won't be able to move at all (the funnel and its own weight pressing down preventing its wings from moving), and only the head will stick out at the bottom, which you now cut off with a sharp knife.
- wait a minute or two to remove the chicken, then repeat.

This. This is what my dad did with the chickens we raised when I was a kid. I wouldn't know how well it works, because I spent the day crying in my bedroom while my dad butchered in the backyard, but it got the job done! I've also heard that opening their mouth and shoving a knife up into their brain kills them fast too. :dunno:

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Just looking for any tips on how to do it, I got 35 chickens and 4 are roosters, I heard somewhere egg production goes down when there's roosters around, so im thinking less moufs to feed Anyone got tips?

Get more chickens to satisfy the roosters !

 

[Spleen]

Choke your chicken? *ba dum dish*

Seriously, I have no idea. Killing it seems a bit inhumane though, is it possible to give it to someone else or an animal shelter?

Are you joking?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

This looks full proof.

But the friends will be sad.

 

[L3ggy]

I'd send Whimsy to take care of it.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I never illed a chicken. Just jokes and threads.

 

[BlueBalls]

Anyone got tips?

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/hammer-1.jpg

 

[Red Spyder]

Why? The chickens giving you trouble? Not showing you enough respect? You want to put a contract out on them? I know a couple experienced guys named Vito who can "solve" your problems.

 

[LukeEl]

Get a few foxes and let em' loose in the hen house.