Anyone ever kill a chicken?

[jod0565]

Take them to a park and let them loose - they will find a home and you will not have blood on your hands.

Good Cluck!

 

[Supafly]

Put them in a cardboard box or something, drive out to an area where there are farms,and set them out, pop the lid of the box, leave them there, someone will take care of them, one way or another.

Set your cocks free!!!

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Are you joking?

Partly. I have no good advice on how to kill them, but at the same time, somebody else might want their own chicken. I know I would.

 

[mrtrebus]

I will kill chickens, just send all your chickens to

mrtrebus
Cubicle 4
Men's Toilets
Kings Cross Station
London
England

I will return them dead. 100% guaranteed!

 

[ApolloBalboa]

If I send you something and call it a chicken, can you still kill it?

 

[mrtrebus]

If I send you something and call it a chicken, can you still kill it?

No. I agreed to this before & someone sent me their ex-wife in a chicken suit!

 

[dbradford8589]

We used a hatchet on a stump in the backyard to kill our chickens. They flop around for about a minute afterward.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Nice! Thanx 4 all the good laugh's some of you guy's should be comedians But I think I'll use the funnel method, seems to be the easiest way.