Anyone here actually use tissues?

[prof_porn]

To dispose of your work after solo player action. :1orglaugh

I have a few times, and it creates a barrier which means your tip gets covered in splooge, which is warm. Nice feeling that.

The tissue sticks together and simply cant be seperated. Tidy method. :nanner:

 

[Namreg]

thanks for sharing?

 

[mrtrebus]

I insert my cock into a hoover, hey presto no mess! Its the Henry one with a face, smashing!

 

[Red Spyder]

Eerr... I use it as hair gel.... :dunno:

 

[grimey]

Today I use tissue, but you remember in high school when you used to use that ol nasty cum rag that you had stashed under your backpack in your closet so your mom wouldn't find it? You know, that one that had so much cum collected on it turnt yellow and was hard like a rock?

 

[biomech]

I use tissues when my nose is running, when I jerk off I deposit into mason jars and sell it on ebay as Dr Biomech's Magic Elixir. The cure all for all your needs. I haven't done so well lately, damn economy.

 

[lurkingdirk]

i prefer wiping up with stanscratch. he's absorbent.

 

[Wainkerr99]

The best thing about tissues is they are reusable. I have a little pile next to the bed I have used for months. Just wash them in new Cumclean, add a bit of stay soft and they're good as new.

 

[StanScratch]

i prefer wiping up with stanscratch. he's absorbent.

THAT is why I get that smooshy feeling in the morning!


Back in the day, I used the dodo. Then the passenger pigeon. Now, I use baby seals. Something about this trend is starting to piss me off.

 

[drf]

Does it make any difference?:dunno:

 

[rusticordmazacr]

i just blow freely...I dont like to be restricted lol

 

[PretoDragao]

I use BOUNTY! The quicker picker upper! 'Cause nothing else cleans up like Bounty!

 

[GregCentauro]

I swallow

 

[BlueBalls]

I like to blow in the sleeves of people jackets when they're hanging in the cloak room of a theatre. It allows me to show my appreciation for those with the nicest coats by giving them a nice little surprise for when they go home.

It's strange that security is so lackadaisical at these places, but hey, I'm not complaining.

 

[User13]

Today I use tissue, but you remember in high school when you used to use that ol nasty cum rag that you had stashed under your backpack in your closet so your mom wouldn't find it? You know, that one that had so much cum collected on it turnt yellow and was hard like a rock?

Yeah, I had forgotten about my hand towel. When I was in high school my folks used to have singing group practice the entire afternoon on Sundays, so I'd end up being able to watch dad's porn videos uninterrupted. I think I was shooting onto that towel up to half a dozen times each Sunday, on top of the nightly secret sessions I had to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues and intercepted lingerie ad mailers by the light of the closet. I tried to wash it periodically, but that towel could have stood up on its own most of the time.

 

[STDiva]

I hold it in. Like a sneeze.

 

[joelucas]

THAT is why I get that smooshy feeling in the morning!


Back in the day, I used the dodo. Then the passenger pigeon. Now, I use baby seals. Something about this trend is starting to piss me off.

Hey, you should try using a Spotted Owl!

 

[prof_porn]

May try tissues again today.

 

[MarsAshes]

The tissue sticks together and simply cant be seperated.

And then you have a hard time peeling it off your c*ck. :eeew:

Take my advice: Use two sheets of kitchen towel instead. It's alot stronger than tissue and it absorbs better. Just wrap it around your piece, begin jacking, (fire shots 1, 2 & 3), and withdraw. Dispose of it however you wish.

It's as simple as that! :2 cents:

 

[Facetious]

A pleated sammich baggie with a grate or two of cayenne pepper along with a nice post Big Mac luncheon loogi inside helps.

This is really getting bizarre! :bows out: