Anyone here actually use tissues?

[STDiva]

Today I use tissue, but you remember in high school when you used to use that ol nasty cum rag that you had stashed under your backpack in your closet so your mom wouldn't find it? You know, that one that had so much cum collected on it turnt yellow and was hard like a rock?

I had one of those laying around in highschool. Me and a friend were in my room getting drunk one day and it was really hot up there. My buddy grabbed a random rag on the floor and wiped his sweaty face with it. He wasn't pleased when I told him there was a litre or two of dried up cum on that rag.

 

[LukeEl]

No I use a monogrammed hanky or a fire the snot rocket out my nose.

 

[Danglyparts]

yup. the first 5 years or so. then i descovered socks

 

[Mr_Balls]

I use condoms

When I worked at an adult theater we used to give out paper towels.

 

[GotHaterade]

sometimes

 

[Kingfisher]

I insert my cock into a hoover, hey presto no mess! Its the Henry one with a face, smashing!

Hoover tube is too small for me, ShopVac 12 gallon is a good size though. Either that or I go outside and use the neighbors postal box. They didn't need those catalogs....

 

[lurkingdirk]

StanScratch is now fully cum-saturated, and so no longer has any value to me. Consequently, I have moved onto the Orange Cat.

 

[Member442]

tissues wouldn't really work for my mess. Lucky ass men/

StanScratch is now fully cum-saturated, and so no longer has any value to me. Consequently, I have moved onto the Orange Cat.

No you can't have him OC is mine

 

[Connor Macleod]

Jeez. Some of these threads are worse than FaceBook/MySpace/Twitter.

 

[Mr99]

Jeez. Some of these threads are worse than FaceBook/MySpace/Twitter.

Lol.:1orglaugh

 

[Tittyman5000]

I use tupperware, keeps it fresh :thumbsup:

 

[PirateKing]

I jerk off onto a piece of construction paper and stick dry macaroni and glitter on it. Then I stick my arts and crafts masterpiece on the fridge for all my guests to see. I made one of the Eiffel tower the other day.

 

[cindy CD/TV]

I jerk off onto a piece of construction paper and stick dry macaroni and glitter on it. Then I stick my arts and crafts masterpiece on the fridge for all my guests to see. I made one of the Eiffel tower the other day.

That's pretty fucking funny! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:bowdown:

 

[RichardNailder]

"but I wouldn't use those tissues - they've already been had." :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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[Red XXX]

I insert my cock into a hoover, hey presto no mess! Its the Henry one with a face, smashing!

Good west country
vacuum cleaner :blowjob:

 

[busenbust]

yep/ tissues and a shower and shower wash //

 

[Born2Jizz]

Nah. I have a bag of "Spunk Rags" (as I call them), with really nice material that isn't rough, so I just splooge on those. :dunno::2 cents:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I actually use newspaper and create paper mache' each time I jizz. I then sell them on Ebay for outrageous prices.

It's art, people.

 

[Born2Jizz]

I actually use newspaper and create paper mache' each time I jizz. I then sell them on Ebay for outrageous prices.

It's art, people.

:1orglaugh:rofl:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I just let it dry on my tummy and scratch it off. :dunno: