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Torre82

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Staff member
Your local college campus.
:rimshot:

No, but seriously.. go to your local bar and find the youngest, entirely depressed girl who could lay anyone in the room and have all her drinks comp'ed.

Then sly.. stealthily.. suggest while flirting that she could be a STAR! Movie, singing, porn, anything. Then emphasize pornstar until she fucks you and decides to fuck other people to make money. Before you know it your little cock-prodigy will be bringing home copious amounts of drippage AAANNND money. Sure, there will be rough patches in the relationship.. like on the set of assbusters 17 when you had to watch her thru the night and change out her assbandages every so often and made sure she was as warm and comfortable as possible after such a ravaging..

Then when she went to africa for the rhinofuck DVD, you didnt give her any flak for that new STD you found while you were eating her and your tongue felt an entirely different texture where there SHOULDVE been smooth or barely stubble. Lights on, erection off.
 

STDiva

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Your local college campus.
:rimshot:

No, but seriously.. go to your local bar and find the youngest, entirely depressed girl who could lay anyone in the room and have all her drinks comp'ed.

Then sly.. stealthily.. suggest while flirting that she could be a STAR! Movie, singing, porn, anything. Then emphasize pornstar until she fucks you and decides to fuck other people to make money. Before you know it your little cock-prodigy will be bringing home copious amounts of drippage AAANNND money. Sure, there will be rough patches in the relationship.. like on the set of assbusters 17 when you had to watch her thru the night and change out her assbandages every so often and made sure she was as warm and comfortable as possible after such a ravaging..

Then when she went to africa for the rhinofuck DVD, you didnt give her any flak for that new STD you found while you were eating her and your tongue felt an entirely different texture where there SHOULDVE been smooth or barely stubble. Lights on, erection off.

almost vom'd
 

Sicario

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Apart from freeones where can i get the latest upcoming pornstars?



The Los Angeles County Metropolitan Transportation Authority Bus Terminal.






Try there.
 

Skyraider22

The One and Only Big Daddy
Your local college campus.
:rimshot:

No, but seriously.. go to your local bar and find the youngest, entirely depressed girl who could lay anyone in the room and have all her drinks comp'ed.

Then sly.. stealthily.. suggest while flirting that she could be a STAR! Movie, singing, porn, anything. Then emphasize pornstar until she fucks you and decides to fuck other people to make money. Before you know it your little cock-prodigy will be bringing home copious amounts of drippage AAANNND money. Sure, there will be rough patches in the relationship.. like on the set of assbusters 17 when you had to watch her thru the night and change out her assbandages every so often and made sure she was as warm and comfortable as possible after such a ravaging..

Then when she went to africa for the rhinofuck DVD, you didnt give her any flak for that new STD you found while you were eating her and your tongue felt an entirely different texture where there SHOULDVE been smooth or barely stubble. Lights on, erection off.

HA HA :rofl:really that was funny
 

bustybbwlover

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
strip clubs :D seriously tho a lot of porn stars were strippers at some point...i'm gonna guess you need to go to the strip clubs that are a bit pricier with the young hot thangs not the cheap ones with the women who have been broken by life
 
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