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Apple won't repair Macs if owners are smokers

Namreg

Banned

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
The proof is in the design, my friend. As long as the Wintel world keeps getting passed and laughed at by Apple's design team...stories like this one won't matter and people will continue to flock to Apple products. Nobody aspires to own anything Wintel. It's all taken for granted. People aspire to own Apple products.

Most Apple owners I know go to an independent Apple store for repairs anyway...
 

Namreg

Banned
if i won an apple in a contest, i'd sell it and buy a real PC with the money. but that's because i know something about computers. people need to educate themselves about things they are buying.
 

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
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People don't care. Apple offers a seamless experience--iTunes, iPhoto, Safari...everything Apple touches is consumer gold. AppleTV may have been a bust, but the concept was solid and when most people's homes connect to the internet through fiberoptic speed (100MB/sec or faster) than AppleTV will make more sense and we'll see it again....
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Apple is apparently refusing to repair computers that show signs of cigarette smoke.

Shows how much faith they put into their products. :tongue:
 

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
An Apple owner has a greater chance of getting laid by a geek goddess than an owner of a pizza-stained, Doritos-crumbed wintel shitbox, Namreg :thefinger

Sometimes...cliches ARE true :crying:
 

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Of 100 Apple owners....maybe 2 actually smoke. Apple owners pretty much all look like this...

Do you "see the A"? Isn't this pose called, "The Jobs"?
 

Namreg

Banned
An Apple owner has a greater chance of getting laid by a geek goddess than an owner of a pizza-stained, Doritos-crumbed wintel shitbox, Namreg :thefinger

Sometimes...cliches ARE true :crying:

geeks don't buy Apple, because geeks know something about technology.
 

Namreg

Banned
oh, and my computer is neither stained nor a shitbox. i built it myself, using a black aluminium lian-li case, pabst fans (nearly silent), and it runs pretty much any software ever created, inclusing Apple OSX, which i've never bothered to install (or even download) because, well, there isn't any software for it.

and btw: Apple uses the very same intel chips that most PCs use (since IBM refused to make stuff for them any longer). but PC makers don't refuse to honour warranties because their customer happens to be a smoker.
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
Apple already lost me years ago with the single click mouse. I gave up on them. I wouldn't game on a Mac if I was sponsored.
 

assholebythedoor

Baconsalt > WTC7
I have a acer with 56gbs. I dont need to alot of gigs to have a fast computer if you stay away from the junk.
 

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
The chip switch was made because IBM's chips were always too slow compared to intel. Apple used to get hammered for being too slow. Now that they switched--well, nobody cares about speed anymore :dunno:
 

Namreg

Banned
IBM makes the CPUs in all current consoles (the PS3 chip as a joint venture with sony and toshiba, the other two by itself), and the xbox 360 CPU ran at 3.2GHz when it was launched... and that uses a powerPC core just like apple used, and just like the other consoles use.

apple was dumped by IBM, not the other way around. no sense making custom parts for a 2% market share when you could be making parts for 3 successful machines instead.
 

mongo18

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Nobody aspires to own anything Wintel. People aspire to own Apple products.

Typical unqualified bullshit statement that exemplifies the "I'm awesome because I own a mac" attitude. I own several computers powered by Intel and running Windows because I want them to be useful.

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Apple offers a seamless experience--iTunes, iPhoto, Safari...

Seamless as long as you stick to proprietary hardware and software, anything else you're on your own. Ask anyone who runs XP or later, you can plug just about anything into your machine and Windows will have a base driver to use it.
 

Facetious

Moderated
Yeah, just park the ashtray nearest the base of the imac... yea, right there below the cool air intake.

Damn ! my computer is smoking the cigarette :1orglaugh :hatsoff:
 
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