Are you Democrat Republican or Redneck?

[24788]

Hey you... Yes you, get the fuck off my porch.

I hope this answers your question.

 

[TrueTranssexual]

Sorry, but this is not a really good joke. :nono: Such a situation would trigger one of the most basic instinct humans have: the fight or flight response. In such case you can't really be rational, regardless of political or even religious ideology. I know it's just a joke, but it still has no real substance for it to be deemed funny and sarcastic.:2 cents:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Ultimately I believe in do not let any harm come upon your family or loved ones. If any threatens you make sure it doesn't happen, simple as that.

Take care and protect those you love.

So if I have some madman running at me or my family with a knife, you better believe I will incapacitate them quickly and efficiently, before they can do harm.

Democrat, Republic, Libertarian, whatever... anyone trying to harm your family/loved ones, better step up and fight back. That is that.

 

[Rey C.]

- Why wasn't a libertarian included in the joke?

- Because a libertarian would be smart enough not to be walking down a deserted street with his wife and two small children.

 

[CunningStunts]

- Why wasn't a libertarian included in the joke?

- Because a libertarian would be smart enough not to be walking down a deserted street with his wife and two small children.

:rofl::thumbsup:

It also amazes me that the Southern white male is the last "group" that can be lampooned in the US with impunity. I guess the PC Nazis think that's ok, but anyone else if off limits... consistency? We don't need no stinkin' consistency!

 

[Facial_King]

Absurd "poll" - I don't like any of the 3 choices, at all.

 

[meesterperfect]

:rofl::thumbsup:

It also amazes me that the Southern white male is the last "group" that can be lampooned in the US with impunity. I guess the PC Nazis think that's ok, but anyone else if off limits... consistency? We don't need no stinkin' consistency!

I like your choice of the word lampoon, because thats all it is in this context.
In many cases, even on this board its not, its inentional insulting.

So what youre saying we can make fun of southern white males but not honkeys, ******s, wiggers, , broads, waps, heebs, spics, dotheads, camel jockeys ,fags , dykes or chinks? :hatsoff:

 

[busenbust]

Trailer-park??? (as an option) :o :1orglaugh

 

[JacknCoke]

Trailer-park??? (as an option) :o :1orglaugh

It kinda qualifies as redneck. However there is a huge difference between redneck and white trash.


In all seriousness post lots of jokes, post jokes making fun of rednecks (I consider myself one) but I think they are hilarious. Post jokes about republicans or conservative (I am also more rep or conservative then dem or Liberal), I am sure I will laugh about that too. I can't believe you all get so offended about a joke. hahahaha:rofl: Quit acting like I just shit in your Easter basket:nanner:

 

[Jagger69]

I can't believe anyone would get so twisted about this. I too share many redneckish qualities and can easily laugh about them although I certainly consider myself to be a social liberal. Hell, Jeff Foxworthy has made a career out of it. Here are just a few offerings:

http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm

 

[JacknCoke]

You've totaled every car you've ever owned.

You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.

you ever got too drunk to fish

Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.

And of course:

Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.

Thanks for the post Jagger, I appreciate it!

 

[busenbust]

:wtf: is my ammunition?? :fire: :gunfire:

 

[Rey C.]

Why do people think only us southerners can be rednecks? Look at southern Ohio, Pennsylvania, the eastern shore of Maryland... and Fontana, CA before you pick on us. :tongue:

Now... only us southerners can be "good ol' boys", but rednecks are everywhere.

 

[busenbust]

Forgot to say: Dem. What?? The only one in fucking Texas??!!! :1orglaugh


:shy: (I'll pack up, shall I?? :O

 

[JacknCoke]

Why do people think only us southerners can be rednecks? Look at southern Ohio, Pennsylvania, the eastern shore of Maryland... and Fontana, CA before you pick on us. :tongue:

Now... only us southerners can be "good ol' boys", but rednecks are everywhere.

Well I am a redneck and I was born and raised in Maine. Which is pretty far north.:wave:

 

[georges]

Is there a possibility the redneck will consider the dead terrorist road kill and take him home to eat him, or is that just something BlueBalls might do? :1orglaugh

Also is there a answer for independents or at least people that aren't stupid enough to choose a gun as overrated and crapy as a Glock to carry around?

the redneck will butcher the terrorist body with a machete and give it as food to his german shepherd or rottweiler

For guns rednecks love mossberg 590 or winchester 1300 pump shotguns, they also like 1911 a1 high capacity based pistols and love 357 and 44 magnums revolvers from freddom arms, s&w, colt and ruger.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I am more hillbilly than redneck. ^_^

 

[Skyraider22]

Well in Memphis I have to gack up three feet in order for it to be self defense if I have time to do that his ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower.Family first

 

[pinksock69]

I guess you just have to be yourself Im big michigan dem and i hunt with guns and hate gun control so

 

[jasonk282]

Pittsburgh, Pa REDNEK, Git-r-dun.