Are you fat and ugly?

[MrsWalker]

When you look in the mirror in the morning, do you ask yourself, "Why don't you lose twenty or thirty pounds?"

The mirror replies to you, "Yes, you are definitely fat and ugly. Is there anything else that you would like to talk about?"

 

[MrsWalker]

I have never had that conversation before because I am slender and beautiful.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Do you have a penis?

 

[DOA82]

If your avatar is a self pic, you really have nothing to be proud of.

 

[Tittyman5000]

I have a beer belly but I sure am damn handsome, so I would have to say No :nono:
But I think you are OP :yesyes:

 

[Hot Mega]

Me? I'm phat and smugly.

Signed,

Smeggy

 

[BlueBalls]

No one is fat or ugly on the internet.

We all have 9" cocks too and may have at some point been married to Marilyn Monroe.

 

[LukeEl]

I look at myself in the mirror and say I need to put on a pound each day because I am too damn skinny.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

nah,i'm awesome.

 

[The Grasshopper]

I am neither of those things..

 

[Henrik Larsson]

When you look in the mirror in the morning, do you ask yourself, "Why don't you lose twenty or thirty pounds?"

The mirror replies to you, "Yes, you are definitely fat and ugly. Is there anything else that you would like to talk about?"

Are you? Post a picture of yourself next to said mirror.

 

[busaguy79]

I look alright and I have the the mirror at my place set low to the floor so I can admire my 10 inch penis!

 

[JacknCoke]

If your avatar is a self pic, you really have nothing to be proud of.

hahahaha :rofl2:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

nope, never...i'm a skinny fucker and always have been

 

[lurkingdirk]

While I already mentioned that you start the worst fucking threads and suggested that you cover yourself in honey and lay in bear country, I can see that my advice was not heeded. Let me restate my thoughts in the hopes that they will be more clear.

This thread, like all the other threads you start, smells like Paris Hilton's underpants after being worn by her for three days. No one likes that smell.

 

[Elwood70]

We all have 9" cocks too and may have at some point been married to Marilyn Monroe.

Before or after August 5,1962?

 

[brodkill]

when i step on the scale it says "to be continued"

 

[TheTruth69]

I have never had that conversation before because I am slender and beautiful.

haha what a stupid bitch

 

[Hot Mega]

when i step on the scale it says "to be continued"

<chuckle>...Now that was a phat ass joke.

 

[Tittyman5000]

I was walking in a store today and two young hotties almost bumped into my cart we all laughed and smiled, as I walked away one whistled at me and I overheard them saying, "He's Hot!" LOL I was like you should see me naked