as a man, have you ever been fisted?

[lovecock]

i fancy giving this a go. one of the old dears down at the whist drive has said she'd fist me.
any males on here any tips on doing this. should i empty my bowels first or should i let the old bitch get a fist full of my shit?

 

[Jeep!]

Make sure she trims her nails first and you're golden.

 

[Skyraider22]

No No and No

 

[AndyHunter]

should i empty my bowels first or should i let the old bitch get a fist full of my shit?

I nearly choked on my cup of tea when I read this!! :1orglaugh
I'd rep you if I could!!

 

[busenbust]

^minus/negative :rofl:

 

[tiger1977]

WHAT??? no, never have, never will

 

[mastagambit]

what?:eek:
Hell no.
You need:helpme:

 

[busenbust]

Banned - again

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Does a proctologist count?

 

[PornKhaos]

no thanks.

 

[power-san]

Baseball bats work pretty good.

 

[Rey C.]

This is so twisted that it's hilarious! Good grief!

 

[Lonilover]

no, and i don't intend to

 

[DonkMan]

Don't take a shit for a week, then try fisting yourself first.

 

[lostwood_7]

Let me check...........no

 

[feller469]

Does a proctologist count?

Moooon River

 

[feller469]

Man,i am not even comfortable with a woman playing with the portal, let alone moving in for a while

 

[BlueBalls]

Only once, but Father O' Flannery was very gentle.

 

[feller469]

Only once, but Father O' Flannery was very gentle.

That joke never gets old. Ha ha. Huh? Not a joke. My apologies and I hope Father O'Flannery has stayed in touch since he was transfered.

 

[riveroflife311]

my girl can only get 4 fingers :crying: