I saw on the Lisa Ann show that members got to watch her "Holiday" show for free. First of all, I was wondering if it was a President's Day show?
"Yeah-show me the Benjamins!"
"He wasn't a president."
"What? I thought he was somewhere between Washington and George Hamilton.
Then I noticed that the screen with $19.95 as the lowest possible payment came up, implying that it's free to members if you cough up the credit card number.
"Are ya some kinda fucking cheapskate, or what?"
Both, actually.