asian massage parlors

[Sir Osis of Liver]

first off they rock! i love em. so i guess im too opinionated about it. nothing beats banging a hot asian chick for half the price of a call girl... what do the other posters on this board think about AMPS...
these girls will even put ur freakin shoes on after they bone you.. most call girls wouldnt even bathe afterwords..

 

[tartanterrier]

I've heard they are more willing to please than others.But I wouldn't
risk in getting put on the UK sex offenders register over it though.I
know there have been a few in Glasgow and Edinburgh over the years,
so I'll wait till my holidays come

 

[jasonk282]

I think your full of BS.

 

[GregCentauro]

They refuse to serve me. "Too much beaucoup!"

 

[britlover]

Whoa, no offense, but I don't believe I would have the balls to actually got to one, and to order an infamous "Happy Ending". Besides, I can do that myself without having the pre-cum covered hands of a poor immigrant girl all over my own shaft. Bleach!

But I did recently (a few weeks ago) see a 60 minutes-like thing on television on them about them in the San Francisco Bay Area here in the U.S., and I was astounded by just how many that one area has. I mean holy fuck, there are dozens more then you think, and the health code and other laws that shut them down seem to only make more pop up because of all the girls that come here illegally need to find work immediately. Truely life is hard for me.

 

[STDiva]

Uhm. Regardless of what my name says, I do not want any STD's. I'll stay awayfrom the parlours and use Facebook to get laid. Merci beaucoup monsieur.

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

the one girl im a regular of has a boob job and big ol titties doesnt rush and is so sweet... she drives a freakin hummmer so i know my cash is goin to her and not the korean mafia... am i exploitin immigrants? i dont care if i am... they're exploitin me... they will screw u sideways and then beg u to come back again... it's cheaper than a date! and ur guaranteed to get laid.

 

[Bantu]

Uhm. Regardless of what my name says, I do not want any STD's. I'll stay awayfrom the parlours and use Facebook to get laid. Merci beaucoup monsieur.

That's a first, can I get a tutorial?

 

[skechers]

Alex: You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?

Josh: They're not hookers. They're massage therapists.

Mover Guy 1: Yeah, she'll massage your cock for money.

Mover Guy 2: There's a word for that... I think it's hooker.

Josh: YOU'RE A HOOKER!

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

god, i love hookers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! er massage therapists....

 

[StanScratch]

Lady: Would you like me to finish?
Larry: Uh...sure.
*she begins jerking him off*
Larry: Uh...Pots! Pots! Uh...STOP!

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

i dont even get thaT ONE STAN... oh shit i get it now....

 

[Jagger69]

Down south you don't get laid (at least not to my knowledge) but they are commonly referred to as "jack shacks" where, for a very reasonable rate, you can get your rocks off courtesy of a very accommodating Asian gal who really appreciates a nice tip. They are everywhere! A friend told me about them.

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

ya some of them just jack you off... but hey, even thats nice... what ive found though is that when u get to know one she gives it up...

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

oh shit i was called bs on this... goto one.. ats all i gotta say... make mama san happy and dont forget to tip... make sure ur tip is known to the girl before the 'massage' and u will have a good time. i myself tip very well and am appreciated by them... it's still half the price of a call girl and these ladies fuckin love the cock or at least act like it. u can even get 2 of em at a time...

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

let me break it down... 70 bucks to walk in the door. i usually tip 100 but have been known to go 150. i even bought these girls lunch one day i had the most amazing time so i got em some pizza delivered... the look on there faces was classic when the delivery guy showed up. btw asians for some inexplicable reason like pizza with alot of ingrediants... super supreme is the way to go!

 

[ThatRedWing]

Damn! And I've been spending all these years getting laid with good looks and charm. What a waste.

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

u can even get a line up of the women when u first come in... omfg i love these bitches... and i wasnt pullin ur shit about the puttin the shoes on.. they will clean u with a hot towel and then dress u! its pretty standard as far as i can tell.

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

ya and thats why ur on a beat off board.. rofl...

 

[STDiva]

btw asians for some inexplicable reason like pizza with alot of ingrediants... super supreme is the way to go!

Thanks for the tip Mr Suave.