Ask a canadian person...

[Ol-Skool-Perv]

Here's a little known Canadian related thing - if a Canadian team fails to win the Stanley Cup by 2013, we will invade and conquer the entire USA so that all teams in the NHL are Canadian

 

[Ol-Skool-Perv]

Do all Canadians have floppy heads like Terrence and Phillip?

At one time not too long ago, yes, we were an entire nation of floppy-head no-jaw having peoples. When we brought in universal healthcare(in the 70's I believe) for every citizen, everyone was able to hit up the plastic surgeon and get their faces done proper. Newborns have the procedure done just after birth and now there's only a couple hundred Canadians alive who remain floppy headed/jawless. Terrence and Phillip were actually corrected at birth but then decided to go back to the traditional physical structure in hopes of making it big in America as "unique" Canadian freaks

 

[HeyFellas]

Here's a little known Canadian related thing - if a Canadian team fails to win the Stanley Cup by 2013, we will invade and conquer the entire USA so that all teams in the NHL are Canadian

For the next five years I'm supporting any U.S team. :1orglaugh :wave2:

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Is it true that Strange Brew with Bob and Doug McKenzie is every true Canadian’s favorite movie?

 

[friendsofmine]

Is it true that Strange Brew with Bob and Doug McKenzie is every true Canadian’s favorite movie?

lol...i dont really remember it

some of this canadians faves...

slapshot
days of thunder
rocky 2
groundhog day

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Here's a little known Canadian related thing - if a Canadian team fails to win the Stanley Cup by 2013, we will invade and conquer the entire USA so that all teams in the NHL are Canadian

Of course, even then, the chances of a Canadian team winning is slim to nil. :wave:

Is it true that Strange Brew with Bob and Doug McKenzie is every true Canadian’s favorite movie?

Actually, us Canadians are fond of the movie Canadian Mounties Vs. Atomic Invaders.

 

[Hot Mega]

What is it in the Canadian water or top soil that creates such hot, sexy porn chicks??:rubbel:

 

[friendsofmine]

What is it in the Canadian water or top soil that creates such hot, sexy porn chicks??:rubbel:

its not the water or topsoil...it is canadian mens sperm that makes the women so hot...so tell all the women you know, that if they want to be hot like the canadian hotties you are talking about,send your women up here to canada so we can rub in some magic jizz all over her.

its worth a try..results may vary

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Is it true that a Canadian’s idea of a kick ass bachelor party is a night at a strip club in Moose Jaw?

 

[TshirtTed]

It's not the water or top soil......It's having sex in a snow bank that does it. thats what I think. chilled nuts makes beautiful porn stars.

 

[titsrock]

Is it easier to get laid in Vancouver or Montreal?

 

[skechers]

Canadian women are gorgeous. Can you send us more, please?

 

[sexyartylust]

where did the stereostype come from that canadians are scared of the dark ? no offence intended. just saw it on How I met your mother episode

 

[TshirtTed]

Kaalpan I'm a Canadian and I have never heard that one before.

 

[Rick2000]

I love that prostitution's legal here.

 

[Rick2000]

Is it easier to get laid in Vancouver or Montreal?

I'm actually from Vancouver, and it's home to some of the most stuck up, superficial, entitled women in the world. It's been said that Vancouver has the toughest, most ruthless dating scene in North America, even worse than LA. I wouldn't doubt it.

 

[Ol-Skool-Perv]

I'm actually from Vancouver, and it's home to some of the most stuck up, superficial, entitled women in the world. It's been said that Vancouver has the toughest, most ruthless dating scene in North America, even worse than LA. I wouldn't doubt it.

Not a word of a lie. It's FAKE city here! Gawdamn handbags and designer sunglasses - they're all the same

 

[friendsofmine]

come to windsor....nothin but hookers and sluts here lol
with the economy being shitty as hell, you could probably pick up a blowjob for a cool 20 now

 

[power-san]

Windsor is such a great place to meet 18-20 year old drunk American chicks on a Saturday night. If you can't pick up you are super ugly.

 

[friendsofmine]

or you are over 30...but lots of milfs here too