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Ass VS Boobs

lets you walked into a strip club, two chicks looking at you, one has a flat chest and great ass, other has a flat ass and big boobs? they are kinda same outlook, lets say brunette, blonde, latino or whatever...
which would you pick?
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
The waitress. I'm probably thirsty.

And as a general rule, she usually looks better than most of the girls on stage. Plus, she brings me beer.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
wait. lets back up. we walked into a strip club? like right into it?

Yeah, didn't even open the door, just walked through the goddamn wall like the fucking Kool-Aid man screaming, "Oh Yeah!"
 

dcwolf23

I ran out of lube. Can I borrow yours?
Ass. Not even close. I never really thought about it much until the first time I was with a Latina in high school and she said, "Wow, you really are an ass man." I've probably only become more so over time.
 

Atar554

Little Porn Lover
Asses and boobs should never fight each other.

They should instead come together for maximum full tilt jizz inducing jiggle action.
 

tiger1977

Looking to go where no FreeOnes member has gone before!
Why can't I have both? Do I only have enough singles for 1 dance?
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
The best ass. Because I love titties in all sizes.
 
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