Assault With a 5-Foot-Long Inflatable Penis!!!

[Facial_King]

I'm really posting this just for the mild comic aspect of it, but before anyone gets upset, let me say that I think the whole rowdy group involved should have been tasered and/or shot, and those who survived should probably serve lengthy jail terms or possibly even be executed. I don't want anybody to think that I'm soft on crime.

Anyway, funny story of drunken bachelorettes is here:

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/100/story/64727.html

 

[king_joker]

Wow...horse gets hit with a penis. Shows why intelligence should be a privilege. And I know they were having fun. But, damn. There's a time and place for shit like that.

 

[Embryoyo]

The horse stepped on the foot of that woman

GOOD! Unfortunately, it didn't say the horse broke her foot.