Athletic College Entrance Exam

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COLLEGE ENTRANCE EXAM FOR STUDENT ATHLETES

Time Limit: 3 WEEKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and
social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) sail the ocean
____ (c) lead an army or
____ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish
____ (e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the
little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

Bush: __________________________
Carter: __________________________
Clinton: __________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last
one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Macy's
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for
what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic
Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
____ (a) New York
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples
do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began
when (approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D.

Signed _______________________

 

[Incentive]

Lol The sad thing is that it's probably true

 

[Porn_Lover]

I like the time limit too.

 

[member987]

I'm surprised there are no questions for ways:

To stash a pistol


As funny as the quiz may seem, it is a sad reality in some cases.

 

[Slam]

Bonus question: If ever placed in a situation where you have the option of doing the following, which do you do:

a.) Take narcotics
b.) Assault a member of the opposite gender
c.) Get arrested for drunken fighting/driving and resist arrest.
d.) All of the above.

Of course, that would be on the exam just before they are drafted into pro sports.

 

[Sweeper]

Where is the basement in a three story building located?

Bwuahahahaha this is good....

 

[pella86]

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (APPROXIMATELY)

amazing

 

[URA-10]

Not a lot of "Student" Athletes here huh..........

 

[D-rock]

Where is the question for how many cans of beer or shots of whisky they can binge drink before they pass out. I heard if it is fewer then 15 you don't qualify because they consider you a wuss.

Best person to cheat off from
A. Person next to you
B. The person we supply to help you cheat
C. The professor

Do you really think that communications class you are taking is really going to help you in your profession after you complete your degree in this school? Hahahahahahah?