Baconsalt is back! AaaaaWwwooooooogaaah!

[on]

Only kidding, just wanted to get your attention! No need to worry!

I feel it is time I asked the question: Who or what is baconsalt?

The name has been thrown around on occasions, and I've not been interested enough to ask so far, but below is a quote from a thread of mine, so I'd like to find out.

Its got too be baconsalt. fuckin baconsalt.

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=391528&page=2


From loose interpretation, and a search, I've established baconsalt was an elaborate poo fan? I haven't been banging on about poo though? What is so baconesque about my thread?

 

[Galactic]

pooh fan....yeah.....I guess that is one way of putting it.....he is legend.

 

[Jagger69]

He was a "creature" who used to inhabit this board and constantly regaled us all with his fondness for eating and smearing human excrement all over things. This unique little idiosyncrasy quickly wore thin with all of us until, finally, he was unceremoniously and most justifiably and permanently BANNED for life from this board. He is legendary in his representation of what most of the senior contributors here would consider to be a totally sick and depraved mother-fucker.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Baconsalt made me the shit eater and lover I am today...

There's an example for you.

 

[biomech]

Thank god he isn't back.
And don't ask about him; it brings back too many bad and disgusting memories.:rofl:
That troll was something else.:crash:

 

[BlueBalls]

Who?

 

[mrtrebus]

"I'm baconsalt & so's my wife"

 

[gunslingingbird]

He's had several other incarnations on the board since he was voted off the island, including love cock, salty poo, i_lick_shit, and about 3 others that I can't really remember. However, none of the baconsalts lite versions have had such a lasting effect as did baconsalts classic.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

He's had several other incarnations on the board since he was voted off the island, including love cock, salty poo, i_lick_shit, and about 3 others that I can't really remember. However, none of the baconsalts lite versions have had such a lasting effect as did baconsalts classic.

Knobcheese?

 

[dogbone27]

Who?

This.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Knobcheese?

Yes, that's another one I forgot about. Can you think of any others?

 

[mrtrebus]

He's had several other incarnations on the board since he was voted off the island, including love cock, salty poo, i_lick_shit, and about 3 others that I can't really remember. However, none of the baconsalts lite versions have had such a lasting effect as did baconsalts classic.

Fucking stalker! :eek:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Who?

 

[dogbone27]

I've a feeling he's reading this thread right now and will make a return.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I've a feeling he's reading this thread right now and will make a return.

:eek: :ban:

 

[BlueBalls]

 

[LukeEl]

He may even use the moniker of Scorty McBoogerballs.

 

[mrtrebus]

www.danbertnobacon.com

 

[gunslingingbird]

:hatsoff:

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Nah, he was just a harmless chuckle head, trying to have some fun, and get a rise out of people. Sometimes silly stupidity is just the thing to lighten the mood, and make you realize not to take the internet to seriously.