Bad experiences at the doctor's office / hospital

[Facetious]

I didn't really care too much for the MRI tube being a claustrophobic. :o

Whenever a doc does anything with my eyes I have a tendency to get faint.
It's like that odor you get after getting smacked real hard in the nose, and the ringing in the
ears and the cold sweats all at once . . scary shit !

A near compound break of my wrist wasn't pleasant either.
The shots in the armpit and the tugging involved "setting" the wrist in place .. . . Ahhhhhh !:helpme:

 

[doppelganger]

I had to get a deciphiter insterted. I'm sure I spelled that all wrong, but you probably know what I'm talking about - the thing that gets shoved up your peehole. Yeah, that was not fun. I managed not to scream.

What freaked me out even more is that the nurse told me it was her first time doing that before she put it in me.

Let me tell you something about when a woman has your manhood in her hand and says its her first time.

If you think it's going to be good, it will be bad.
If you think it's going to be bad, it's going to be awful.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm gonna hold my answer for another 15 years or so until I have to get my prostate checked. :eek:

 

[GabberMan]

I'm gonna hold my answer for another 15 years or so until I have to get my prostate checked. :eek:

I'd get that done sooner rather than later, fella. Seems to have an early "incubation" that can last for a decade. At least that's what my father was told. Not very pleasant. :wave2:

 

[Facetious]

What is with this prostate cancer all of the sudden ? Twenty years ago you didn't hear about it. What the hell is it in our environment that is causing all of these cancers as of late ?
No speculation now, just the facts.

:walks off seeking out my ascorbic acid powder supplement, 1000 IU vitamin E capsules and 100 IU bottle of Selenium for / as antioxidant:

 

[gunslingingbird]

What is with this prostate cancer all of the sudden ? Twenty years ago you didn't hear about it. What the hell is it in our environment that is causing all of these cancers as of late ?
No speculation now, just the facts.

:walks off seeking out my ascorbic acid powder supplement, 1000 IU vitamin E capsules and 100 IU bottle of Selenium for / as antioxidant:

Well, if you consider that 20 years ago we didn't eat as much shit as we do now (a 1,500-calorie salad is quite common at many restaurants), nor were we as fat and inactive as we are now. Also, if you consider how much shit gets in our bodies now by way of pollution, drugs, bioengineered foods, etc., as opposed to 20 years ago, I'll bet you the numbers have skyrocketed.

 

[STDiva]

this is the most disturbing thread ever.