Bad Indian food

[lurkingdirk]

I had some.

I'm on FreeOnes from the bathroom.

Now you all know. Please share your food poisoning stories.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I once ate a sandwich that I bought at a gas station on my way to work. Bad mistake. It ended with me blowing chunks all over our start-of-the-day meeting. :throwup:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I had some shepherd's pie at one of my favorite pubs in Des Moines about six years ago. When I went to my girlfriend's house later on I had a technicolor stream of horrors coming out both ends. I wound up curled up in the fetal on the bathroom floor wishing the cooks at that place had never been born.

I once ate a sandwich that I bought at a gas station on my way to work. Bad mistake. It ended with me blowing chunks all over our start-of-the-day meeting. :throwup:

Did worms hatch and colonize in your brain?

 

[lurkingdirk]

I had a technicolor stream of horrors coming out both ends.

I actually loled. Nicely put.

:1orglaugh

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I once ate a sandwich that I bought at a gas station on my way to work. Bad mistake. It ended with me blowing chunks all over our start-of-the-day meeting. :throwup:

A gas station sandwich .. caveat emptor, gunslingingbird ... you'd have been better off scooping dog poop off the street and eating that ....

I am lucky enough to have one of those fabled 'iron stomachs' ... not a lot gets to me. I put it down to the ingestion of chillies and garlic every day (and no, I do not smell like a Raja's nutsack .. I smell deliciously fresh thanks to the cleansing effects of aforementioned food stuffs)

 

[STDiva]

When I was a kid, I would often bring a glass of juice or koolaid down into my room, finish half and leave it there for months. Well one time, I brought a glass of grape koolaid in my room, unknowingly placing it beside another glass of grape koolaid that had been there for a few months. I reached out, seeing with my peripherals and grabbed the wrong glass. I put the glass to my mouth and felt a a thick, furry chunk of mold slide into my mouth and down my throat. I didn't know what it was at first until I looked in the glass and saw the green/purple mold with hair on it and little drowned flies stuck in the mold. I never left a glass in my room again.

I know it's not food poisoning, but it's still disgusting.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Did worms hatch and colonize in your brain?

Probably... flylicker

A gas station sandwich .. caveat emptor, gunslingingbird ... you'd have been better off scooping dog poop off the street and eating that ....

Yeah, well, I was about 20 at the time, and didn't know better. I was young, dumb, and full of cum. Now, I'm only one of those.

I am lucky enough to have one of those fabled 'iron stomachs' ... not a lot gets to me.

Normally that's how I am. Hell, I've eaten food from street vendors in Mexico City without getting so much as heartburn.

I do not smell like a Raja's nutsack

Why, of course you don't!

When I was a kid, I would often bring a glass of juice or koolaid down into my room, finish half and leave it there for months. Well one time, I brought a glass of grape koolaid in my room, unknowingly placing it beside another glass of grape koolaid that had been there for a few months. I reached out, seeing with my peripherals and grabbed the wrong glass. I put the glass to my mouth and felt a a thick, furry chunk of mold slide into my mouth and down my throat. I didn't know what it was at first until I looked in the glass and saw the green/purple mold with hair on it and little drowned flies stuck in the mold. I never left a glass in my room again.

I know it's not food poisoning, but it's still disgusting.

The same thing happened to me with a jug of Gatorade that I forgot I had in the refrigerator in the garage. I thought it was a ball of cat hair, which I would always find where I wasn't looking for them. Upon further inspection of the jug, the awful truth hit me... :eeew:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Hell, I've eaten food from street vendors in Mexico City without getting so much as heartburn.:

Me too!

Actually, my idea of travel is get on a plane, land somewhere, start walking find the nearest street food stand and chow down.

My friends thought I was insane eating from roadside vendors in Mexico (City). I was the only one who didn't get sick ... hell, I've eaten no-name meat in some of the worst places on earth .....never had an issue. The key, I think, is the water NOT the food. Stick to bottled water, avoid raw salad greens and veggies you haven't washed yourself, and you're pretty much good to go eating anything and everything.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yeah, well, I was about 20 at the time, and didn't know better. I was young, dumb, and full of cum. Now, I'm only one of those.

Do we get to guess which one, or is that a banning?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Do we get to guess which one, or is that a banning?

:angels:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Let me see... Kebabs in Leeds.

Russian street food (shashlick) Yeah, fuck you, I'm too lazy to switch to Russki and replace the stickers on my keyboard.

And I'm sure there were many more.

 

[Kingfisher]

I had some.

I'm on FreeOnes from the bathroom.

Now you all know. Please share your food poisoning stories.

Are you on a laptop or ipad? I use my ipad when I'm on the can. Sending emails, making posts... hold on... I need to wipe.................

Okay done.

 

[squallumz]

i have one that's been still bothering me for like 10 years. i still cannot smell that food without wanting to puke.

picture it. i was a fisherman out at sea during tuna season. i was night watch so i had to stay up and make sure no one on the boat fell overboard. i was also first deck so i had to stay up the following day as well. no sleep.

it was really fucking late. around 3am. we hit some really bad weather. huge swells were rocking us like ive never seen before. mind you, we were in a small vessel. the bow was slapping into the waves and some still caught us on the side which rocked us like at a 45 degree angle. shit everywhere was falling out of all the cabinets, you had to grab onto something and hold on. i thought we were gonna die.

but i was hungry too. starving. the captain tells me to grab a box of frozen *gulp* taquitos. (it makes me sick even thinking about them i sweat to god) and place the box under the engine manifold to heat up. so i go down, put it down there and come back up.

sometime later i got get it. im hungry! i start eating. a few bites into it. its frozen still.

icey, cold frozen.

fast forward a few minutes and add the bad fucking weather... i was never so sick in my life.

barfed over the rails all night til morning. i got in big trouble from the captain for going outside in that weather too. i spent every spare second in the head puking my guts out. i also worked my ass off all day with those damn tuna. we caught a ton. so all day i was gaffing them, icing them, and eventually cleaning them all.

what a day. and i swear to you. i cant even look at taquitos without wanting to ralph.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Are you on a laptop or ipad? I use my ipad when I'm on the can. Sending emails, making posts... hold on... I need to wipe.................

Okay done.

My desktop is in the head.

 

[CunningStunts]

Bad Mexican will send you to the hospital as well... NOT fun.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

I like Korean food because it gives me diarrhea, not in spite of it.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I like Korean food because it gives me diarrhea, not in spite of it.

I've been waiting for you to get to this thread...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I like Korean food because it gives me diarrhea, not in spite of it.

He lives!!!! I noticed Dino disappeared after the arrival of the Volcano Vaporiser ... I thought he might have toked himself into a coma!

(I agree about the Korean food though :hybrid

 

[Ulysses31]

I have a crappy digestive system which leaves me often with nausea although surprisingly little vomitting, this means I tend to play it extremely safe with food to the paranoid extend that I barely eat meat or anything that doesn't look right which means I suffer from little food poisoning. Last time was about 3 years ago from KFC, a few hours after eating I was feeling nauseas and put it down to my sluggish gut but then woke in the middle of the night projectile vomitting after a few bouts of diarrhoea. I still don't eat chicken wings from KFC eventhough it may have been the burger or just a bug I'd caught. I've been dying for a Doner Kebab for weeks but just won't take the risk, as always I'll stick to cheese rolls.

ps After vomitting nausea I completely avoid food and just regularly sip on water, if you get hungry snack on dry biscuits. If you feel sick try either a peppermint drink or a ginger drink if you have them, also pressing the pressure points on your wrists can also relieve nausea but you normally need anti-sickness wristbands.

 

[squallumz]

also pressing the pressure points on your wrists can also relieve nausea but you normally need anti-sickness wristbands.

when i was at sea, i knew a few people who used those bands religiously.