Bad sex award

[fiction101]

This is pretty hilarious.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/nov/30/bad-sex-award?CMP=twt_gu

My favourite line has to be;

"Like a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt pin he screwed himself into her."

You've got to be some kind of genius to come up with that :S

 

[vodkazvictim]

Good post!
My bad sex award goes to Connie from Leeds university.
Masturbation was actually better and she gave me chlamydea.

 

[Supafly]

Good post!
My bad sex award goes to Connie from Leeds university.
Masturbation was actually better and she gave me chlamydea.

Nice job. My Bad Sex Award goes to Steffi, a flatmate of my female BFF, Simone. Was over in the town they lived, and, after a drunken eveningm I hit the sack with her.

Lame fuck, three days later discovered I got fungus on my noodle. She was a nurse. Imagine how fun it was to call her and tell her she needs to see a doctor about this - and how great that was for my friendship with Simone :1orglaugh

Yeah, she is a nurse, too

 

[vodkazvictim]

Nice job. My Bad Sex Award goes to Steffi, a flatmate of my female BFF, Simone. Was over in the town they lived, and, after a drunken eveningm I hit the sack with her.

Lame fuck, three days later discovered I got fungus on my noodle. She was a nurse. Imagine how fun it was to call her and tell her she needs to see a doctor about this - and how great that was for my friendship with Simone :1orglaugh

Yeah, she is a nurse, too

Nice...
Connie was just awful from start to finish.
Burped on my cock then said "Oh, sorry, I just burped on your cock".
I mean seriously, I've had bad sex, but this was just... I'd rather have a wank. I'd rather have a cup of tea even. This was just the worst sex EVER. Woman could do NOTHING right.
Ugly cow too.

 

[fiction101]

Maybe you could write up your experiences and submit them to the Guradian for next year