A little girl asked me what am I gonna' do,
When I get old and blue and worn clear through
And I say by that time I ought to be in my prime,
I'm gonna' strut like a cock until I'm ninety-nine
Won't make the bed up straight
I always stay out late
I never take you out
Ask what you're all about
I always smell like smoke
Everything's just a joke
I never look at you
When you come hear me sing
What you do now isn't my concern
Just let me know how you survive out there
I want you to know, I may not return
If you care to go, I'll take you anywhere
I'm a friendly stranger in a black sedan
Won't you hop inside my car.
I got pictures, got candy
I'm a loveable man
And I can take you to the nearest star